Botany

Botany Jokes

Skeleton

What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A bone-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a s-pine tree?

Tree

Can I branch out to some tree puns? Willow you allow me it’s only fur. No? Oakome on!

Tree

Why should you stay away from trees? - Because they wanna be leafed alone.

School Bus

What's the difference between a cactus and a school bus?

On a bus all the little pricks are on the inside.

Hairline

Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.

Peanut

What did the flower say to the crazy peanut?

"Ur going nuts boii, get back on yo' plant. Ur too nuts for me."

Acorn

A friend asked what an acorn is.

I said, “In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.”

Nut

What did one nut say to the other nut when it was chasing it?

“I’m gonna cashew!”

Plant

I like plants, but then I decided to turn over a new leaf and branch out.

Tree

What did the tree say to his sister? Wood you please leaf me alone, you son of a birch?

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple...

An apple has a family tree.

Bone

"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."

Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?

Pig

What do you get when you cross a pig with a cactus? A porkupine!