Botany jokes
What do you get when you cross a pig with a cactus? A porkupine!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple...
An apple has a family tree.
A friend asked what an acorn is.
I said, “In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.”
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
A human can walk and a tree cannot walk.
What did the tree say to his sister? Wood you please leaf me alone, you son of a birch?
The flower made a phone call and became cauliflower.
What's the difference between leafmen and leafwomen? Palm trees.
What's the difference between a cactus and a school bus?
On a bus all the little pricks are on the inside.
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
What do Jamaicans say when they touch a cactus?
Pokemon!
What’s a vacuum cleaner’s favorite plant?
Answer: SUCCulent
What did the flower say to the crazy peanut?
"Ur going nuts boii, get back on yo' plant. Ur too nuts for me."
What did one nut say to the other nut when it was chasing it?
“I’m gonna cashew!”
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!
If my cat was a cactus, doesn't that make him a catus?
What kind of tree fits in your hands?
I like plants, but then I decided to turn over a new leaf and branch out.
What did one nut say to the other?
“Cashew later.”
Why should you stay away from trees? - Because they wanna be leafed alone.