Botany jokes
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
What is the difference between a tree?
What did one nut say to the other?
“Cashew later.”
What kind of tree fits in your hands?
What do you call a tree?
I like plants, but then I decided to turn over a new leaf and branch out.
If my cat was a cactus, doesn't that make him a catus?
What’s a vacuum cleaner’s favorite plant?
Answer: SUCCulent
Can I branch out to some tree puns? Willow you allow me it’s only fur. No? Oakome on!
Why should you stay away from trees? - Because they wanna be leafed alone.
What did one nut say to the other nut when it was chasing it?
“I’m gonna cashew!”
What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A bone-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a s-pine tree?
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!
Trees are so social. They're always branching out.
What do Jamaicans say when they touch a cactus?
Pokemon!
What did the flower say to the crazy peanut?
"Ur going nuts boii, get back on yo' plant. Ur too nuts for me."
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
What's the difference between leafmen and leafwomen? Palm trees.
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.