Botany jokes
Trees are so social. They're always branching out.
What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A bone-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a s-pine tree?
Can I branch out to some tree puns? Willow you allow me it’s only fur. No? Oakome on!
Why should you stay away from trees? - Because they wanna be leafed alone.
What's the difference between a cactus and a school bus?
On a bus all the little pricks are on the inside.
The flower made a phone call and became cauliflower.
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
What did the flower say to the crazy peanut?
"Ur going nuts boii, get back on yo' plant. Ur too nuts for me."
A friend asked what an acorn is.
I said, “In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.”
What did one nut say to the other nut when it was chasing it?
“I’m gonna cashew!”
What did one nut say to the other?
“Cashew later.”
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
I like plants, but then I decided to turn over a new leaf and branch out.
What do Jamaicans say when they touch a cactus?
Pokemon!
What did the tree say to his sister? Wood you please leaf me alone, you son of a birch?
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple...
An apple has a family tree.
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
What’s a vacuum cleaner’s favorite plant?
Answer: SUCCulent
What do you get when you cross a pig with a cactus? A porkupine!