What did the tree say to his sister? Wood you please leaf me alone, you son of a birch?
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Alright listen up, dummy. This joke is all about wordplay. "Wood" sounds like "would", and "leaf" sounds like "leave." And a birch is a type of tree, so calling someone a "son of a birch" is like calling them a bad tree. You probably think trees don't have parents, which says a lot about your nature knowledge, pal.