Global warming will kill every single person on this planet, It's a good thing I'm married...
how do planets have a baby?
they have spasex
If a man is willing to try his hardest to give you the moon and stars, then ladies, you should be willing to give up Uranus.
thiers gonna be 8 planets right after i destroy uranus
Astronauts just found water on mars! Mars: 1 Africa: 0
My dog went once went to URANUS 🐶🤣🤣🤣
You know bc dogs sniff URANUS?😂😂😂
your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover mars but then they said "opps wrong planet mars is smaller then this we will discover it later".
All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because, it's so big.
Flat Earther pickup line: "The Earth may be flat, but Uranus is round."
Talking about planets with my nephew. He asked if you could Plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.
Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars. I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.
You Saturn a chair with Uranus.
What planet has a butt? Uranus!
Earth is full, Go home!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
Me:name all the planets other person: earth Mars Jupiter Neptune mercury Uranus me: not my anus
your mom is so fat she played bowling with the planets.
whats the difference between mars and africa. mars has water.
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a Suicide bomber in a wheel chair? A RC-XD.
What is the difference between a Apple and a Orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
I cant wait to see Uranus😂
