How do you organize a space themed birthday party?
You planet.
How do astronauts have a party?
They planet.
Why is there a hole in Uranus?
Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!
Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Kid 2: Why?
Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.
Global warming will kill every single person on this planet.
It's a good thing I'm married.
How do planets have a baby?
They have spasex.
I always knew that Maranda Sings was orbiting Uranus.
If a man is willing to try his hardest to give you the moon and stars, then ladies, you should be willing to give up Uranus.
There's gonna be 8 planets right after I destroy Uranus.
Astronauts just found water on Mars! Mars: 1. Africa: 0.
My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣
You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂
I love you all the way to Uranus! 🤣
Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."
All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because it's so big.
Flat Earther pickup line: "The Earth may be flat, but Uranus is round."
Talking about planets with my nephew.
He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.
Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars.
I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer.
You Saturn a chair with Uranus.
