Planet

Planet Jokes

If a man is willing to try his hardest to give you the moon and stars, then ladies, you should be willing to give up Uranus.

My dog once went to Uranus. 🐢🀣🀣🀣

You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."