Planet

Planet Jokes

I found an alien in my backyard. I put him to work. He went to a farm, and I never saw him again. Moments later, he is on the Daily Planet acting as a reporter. A green rock smashed my house. I called him back, and he passed out.

I remarked, "You lazy!"

If a man is willing to try his hardest to give you the moon and stars, then ladies, you should be willing to give up Uranus.

My dog once went to Uranus. 🐢🀣🀣🀣

You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."