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Planet Jokes

My dog went once went to URANUS 🐢🀣🀣🀣

You know bc dogs sniff URANUS?πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover mars but then they said "opps wrong planet mars is smaller then this we will discover it later".

They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0

What do you get when you put a Suicide bomber in a wheel chair? A RC-XD.

What is the difference between a Apple and a Orphan? Orphans don't get picked.