NASA found water on Mars
Mars - 1
Africa - 0
NASA found water on Mars
Mars - 1
Africa - 0
The only thing flat earthers have to fear...
... is sphere itself.
scientist discovered water on mars, mars 1, africa 0
replace the v in venus wit a p
3 guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet and the psycho one says "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have"
The first guy says "Ha! My girlfriend has 6! I'm racked up!" The second guy said "Eh, I am happy with 2 balls" The third guy said "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"
A guy listening in enters and says "Bro you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?:
Phobos and Deimos are just asteroids in moon costumes and mars was blind due to it's frequent sandstorms so it let Phobos and Deimos to be its moons
I found alien in my backyard I put him to work. He went to farm never seen him again moments later he is on daily planet acting as reporter a green rock smashed my house. I called him back he passed out.
I remarked you lazy
How to astronauts have a party? They planet
kid: why is Pluto a dwarf planet? kid 2: Why? kid: cause its as short as your dick
Global warming will kill every single person on this planet, It's a good thing I'm married...
how do planets have a baby?
they have spasex