If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the π is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of π? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.
If Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country is a 3rd world country?
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
So, Dad is teaching his 8-year-old son about the planets and said, "This is Uranus." Then the 5-year-old son says, "Where is my anus?"
Why is Jupiter so big? Because it works out!
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
I'm no astronomer, but Iβm pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
Your forehead is so big NASA thought it was Mars.
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
NASA found water on Mars.
Mars - 1
Africa - 0
The only thing flat earthers have to fear...
... is a sphere itself.
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
A scientist discovered water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!
Replace the v in Venus with a p.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the earth, she sits around the earth.
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
Three guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet, and the psycho one says, "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have!"
The first guy says, "Ha! My girlfriend has six! I'm racked up!" The second guy said, "Eh, I am happy with two balls." The third guy said, "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"
A guy listening in enters and says, "Bro, you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?"
