Why is Jupiter so big? Because it works out!
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
I'm no astronomer, but Iβm pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
NASA found water on Mars.
Mars - 1
Africa - 0
The only thing flat earthers have to fear...
... is a sphere itself.
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
A scientist discovered water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!
Replace the v in Venus with a p.
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
Three guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet, and the psycho one says, "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have!"
The first guy says, "Ha! My girlfriend has six! I'm racked up!" The second guy said, "Eh, I am happy with two balls." The third guy said, "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"
A guy listening in enters and says, "Bro, you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?"
Phobos and Deimos are just asteroids in moon costumes, and Mars was blind due to its frequent sandstorms, so it let Phobos and Deimos be its moons.
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! π
Earth is fun and worstbmaa.
So hereβs Uranus whereβs my anus
I found an alien in my backyard. I put him to work. He went to a farm, and I never saw him again. Moments later, he is on the Daily Planet acting as a reporter. A green rock smashed my house. I called him back, and he passed out.
I remarked, "You lazy!"
Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"
