Planet jokes
You can’t land on Uranus XD
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
I can't wait to see Uranus! 😂
Yo mama's so dumb, she thought Bruno Mars was a planet!
I like Uranus.
I go to Venus to get a bigger penis.
What is the gassiest planet? Uranus.
Don’t kill the Earth, it’s the only one with beer.
Which planet would I consider dating?
I don’t know, but not Saturn because she’s already got a ring on her.
Why has nobody been on Neptune? Because the wind is so big. And why the wind's so big? Because Neptune's yelling, "GETT OFFF MMY PPRROOPERRTY!!"
Uranus is larger than Neptune, but Neptune is more massive/heavier. (Fact not joke, also Neptune, don't kill me!)
Earth is smaller than Uranus, wth?
Henry jas Mercury in Uranus.
Guy 1: "Stop looking at my ass!" Guy 2: "I said look at Uranus." Guy 1: "I'm looking at uranus!" Guy 2: "I said Uranus like the planet!" Guy 1: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming, they found water on Mars!
73 Earths can fit in Uranus.
Yo forehead so big, NASA needed it for the new planet, stupid!
Uranus is sideways and leaking methane.
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."