I can't wait to see Uranus! 😂
Planet Jokes
Yo mama's so dumb, she thought Bruno Mars was a planet!
I like Uranus.
I go to Venus to get a bigger penis.
What is the gassiest planet? Uranus.
Don’t kill the Earth, it’s the only one with beer.
Which planet would I consider dating?
I don’t know, but not Saturn because she’s already got a ring on her.
Why has nobody been on Neptune? Because the wind is so big. And why the wind's so big? Because Neptune's yelling, "GETT OFFF MMY PPRROOPERRTY!!"
Uranus is larger than Neptune, but Neptune is more massive/heavier. (Fact not joke, also Neptune, don't kill me!)
Earth is smaller than Uranus, wth?
Henry jas Mercury in Uranus.
Guy 1: "Stop looking at my ass!" Guy 2: "I said look at Uranus." Guy 1: "I'm looking at uranus!" Guy 2: "I said Uranus like the planet!" Guy 1: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming, they found water on Mars!
73 Earths can fit in Uranus.
Yo forehead so big, NASA needed it for the new planet, stupid!
Uranus is sideways and leaking methane.
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
What did Mars say to Saturn?
"Give me one of your rings!" 😄
How do you throw a space party?
You plan-et! Hahahaha, get it?
Why is Mars red? Because it saw Uranus! 😂
