Where would an astronaut park his spaceship? A parking meteor
Why did Saturn have rings
Because god liked it so he put a ring on it.
Why do planets circle the son?
Cuz they like the game of ring- around the- rosy.
What is Saturn’s favorite movie?
Lord of the rings
What do planets read?
Comet books.
What do planets use to download music?
Nep-tunes.
RICK: GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT OH GUESS WHAT MOTHERFUCKER OR IMMA SAY IT!!!!!! Richard: What???? Rick: So Before donald trumps impeachment he said " The CoronaVirus will end on march 32nd 2021 Richard: Your from planet arth where there's a march 32nd enjoy it *stupid dumb fuck brother* Rick: Oh I will *It was the day March 21st* *9 Days later* *March 31st* Rick: oh I cant want until tomarrow!!!!!!!!!! Ooh im so exited im gonna give my friends a big'ole bro hug and hand shake i miss the muhfuckin dudes man *one day later* *He got his school uniform waiting for the bus not seeing it* Rick:....... wai......Huh!?!?...... hol....up BITCH IM AND IDIOT THERE IS NO MOTHERFUCKING MARCH 32ND THIS IS THE MOTHERFUCKING !ST OF APRIL TRUMP DUMBASS *Richard* *oh he's the dumbass*
hay look its uranus coming from the sky
What planets do Astronauts like to pee on?
Uranus!
(Say this out loud and it will make more sense)
why did the astronaut bring the seeds to space. because he wants to planet the seed🤣🤣🤣
oh hi guys. oh whoops i didn't planet this way
Keep the planet clean. It's not Uranus.
what's gassy and as cold as ice. ur-anus
what planet is related to planet butts. ur-anus
Why Didn't Neptune Marry Saturn?
Because He knew He wasn't Hot!
They say they found water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
latest news a new planet has appered close to uranus
Bob: Hey bud remember we're going to space! Carol: really? I forgot to planet.
What does NASA stand for? Need a star asap
My favorite planet is Saturn because it is tight next to Uranus
