Planet

Planet jokes

My dog once went to Uranus. 🐢🀣🀣🀣

You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."

Talking about planets with my nephew.

He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.

Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars.

I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.

They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0

What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.