What planet has a butt? Uranus!
Earth is full. Go home!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
Me: Name all the planets.
Other person: Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Neptune, Mercury, Uranus.
Me: Not my anus!
Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.
How do NASA plan parades?
They plan-et.
Your momma's so fat that she is the Earth!
Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!
You can’t land on Uranus XD
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
I can't wait to see Uranus! 😂
Yo mamas so dumb she thought Bruno Mars was a planet
i like uranus
I go to Venus to get a bigger penis.
What is the gassiest planet? Uranus
Don’t kill the Earth, it’s the only one with beer.
Which planet would I consider dating?
I don’t know, but not Saturn because she’s already got a ring on her.
Why has nobody been on Neptune? Because the wind is so big. And why the wind's so big? Because Neptune's yelling, "GETT OFFF MMY PPRROOPERRTY!!"
Uranus is larger than Neptune, but Neptune is more massive/heavier. (Fact not joke, also Neptune, don't kill me!)
