Planet jokes
If a man is willing to try his hardest to give you the moon and stars, then ladies, you should be willing to give up Uranus.
There's gonna be 8 planets right after I destroy Uranus.
Astronauts just found water on Mars! Mars: 1. Africa: 0.
My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣
You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂
I love you all the way to Uranus! 🤣
Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."
All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because it's so big.
Flat Earther pickup line: "The Earth may be flat, but Uranus is round."
Talking about planets with my nephew.
He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.
Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars.
I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer.
You sat on a chair with Uranus.
What planet has a butt? Uranus!
Earth is full. Go home!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
Me: Name all the planets.
Other person: Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Neptune, Mercury, Uranus.
Me: Not my anus!
Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.
How do NASA plan parades?
They plan-et.
Your momma's so fat that she is the Earth!
Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!