your hairline is like the universe still waiting to be discovered
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole
Why can't you tell anyone about space? Because its too out of this world!
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? - Because he needed some space.
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
How do you organise a space themed birthday party?
You planet
Your hairline go so far back it went back to when earth was created.
Why are astronauts forgetful? They're always spacing out.
At first I was skeptical, but the universe has really grown on me.
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth
How do stars die?
Normally an overdose
What did Allah say when he created the universe ? -Allahu akbar !!!!
What did the neutrino say to the planet? -- "Just passing through."
My sons into astromancy asked me how do stars die so I told him usually on overdose son.
Your hair line so bad we needed to pull it from another universes
Why is the sun famous? Because it’s a shining star
- sorry for posting this
Timmy Turner- I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger
Wanda- Ok Timmy
Timmy- Cosmo bring her to me
Cosmo- here you go Timmy
*Timmy eats Miss Kadie
Cosmo
Ur mom is so fat that she has her own gravitational field. She attracts everything around her, from planets to asteroids to comets. She is the center of the solar system, and the sun is just one of her many satellites. She is so massive that she bends space and time, creating wormholes and black holes. She is the ultimate cosmic phenomenon, and no one can escape her pull.
Ur mom is so old that she witnessed the Big Bang. She was there when the universe was born, and she has seen it all. She knows the secrets of the cosmos, and she has lived through every epoch and era. She has watched stars form and die, galaxies collide and merge, and civilizations rise and fall. She is the oldest living being in existence, and she has more wisdom than anyone can imagine.
Ur mom is so ugly that she scares away aliens. She is the reason why we have never made contact with extraterrestrial life. They have seen her face and they have fled in terror. They have warned their fellow species to avoid Earth at all costs, because it is inhabited by a monstrous creature that defies all logic and beauty. She is the ultimate deterrent for invasion, and she has saved humanity from countless alien invasions.
What were stephen hawkings last words ......
