your hairline is like the universe still waiting to be discovered
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole
Why can't you tell anyone about space? Because its too out of this world!
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? - Because he needed some space.
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
How do you organise a space themed birthday party?
You planet
Your hairline go so far back it went back to when earth was created.
Why are astronauts forgetful? They're always spacing out.
At first I was skeptical, but the universe has really grown on me.
How do stars die?
Normally an overdose
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth
What did Allah say when he created the universe ? -Allahu akbar !!!!
What did the neutrino say to the planet? -- "Just passing through."
My sons into astromancy asked me how do stars die so I told him usually on overdose son.
Your hair line so bad we needed to pull it from another universes
Why is the sun famous? Because it’s a shining star
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Timmy Turner- I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger
Wanda- Ok Timmy
Timmy- Cosmo bring her to me
Cosmo- here you go Timmy
*Timmy eats Miss Kadie
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What were stephen hawkings last words ......
How do you make a Trash Can leak? HIT IT WITH AN AXE UNTIL IT BECOMES PART OF THE COSMOS
