βDad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?β
No sun.
Your hairline is so far back scientists consider it a ninth planet
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some INTERGALACTIC BARS
TV: Water found on Mars...
Mars: 1
Africa: 0
What's a homo's favorite planet?
Uranus
The Earth was flat once. 'Till yo mama got buried
What is a pedofile's favorite planet?
Uranus
your so fat, when u jumped the whole planet wiggled
What planet did Hitler hate the most?
Jewpiter.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
Why did Uranus say gross? Beacuse he saw Uranus.
Ur mom is so fat that she has her own gravitational field. She attracts everything around her, from planets to asteroids to comets. She is the center of the solar system, and the sun is just one of her many satellites. She is so massive that she bends space and time, creating wormholes and black holes. She is the ultimate cosmic phenomenon, and no one can escape her pull.
Ur mom is so old that she witnessed the Big Bang. She was there when the universe was born, and she has seen it all. She knows the secrets of the cosmos, and she has lived through every epoch and era. She has watched stars form and die, galaxies collide and merge, and civilizations rise and fall. She is the oldest living being in existence, and she has more wisdom than anyone can imagine.
Ur mom is so ugly that she scares away aliens. She is the reason why we have never made contact with extraterrestrial life. They have seen her face and they have fled in terror. They have warned their fellow species to avoid Earth at all costs, because it is inhabited by a monstrous creature that defies all logic and beauty. She is the ultimate deterrent for invasion, and she has saved humanity from countless alien invasions.
If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the π is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of π? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.
if earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country us a 3rd world country?
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
so dad is teaching his 8 year old son about the planets and said this is Uranus then the 5 year old son says where is my anus
I'm no astronomer, but Iβm pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
Your hairline is so big, it counts a its own planet.
