Planet jokes
Your mom is the biggest tosser on the planet, yeah, you heard right.
I don't have to strain myself a blood vessel and be wankin' solo anymore; she saved me a whole load of arthritis.
“Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?”
No sun.
Your hairline is so big, I couldn't find the area of it on Jupiter.
Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some INTERGALACTIC BARS!
TV: Water found on Mars...
Mars: 1
Africa: 0
Yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus, she picked her butthole.
"Yo mama is so fat that when I buried her, she made the Earth round."
What's a homo's favorite planet?
Uranus.
Chuck Norris has gone to Mars. That's why there is no life on it.
The Earth was flat once. 'Til yo mama got buried.
What is a pedophile's favorite planet?
Uranus.
I just overheard this but:
How do you make a party in space?
You planet.
You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.
What planet did Hitler hate the most?
Jewpiter.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
The earth was flat until they buried your mom.
Why did Uranus say gross? Because he saw Uranus.