Planet jokes
What do you call a planet that poops? Uranus.
How Jupiter was discovered.
Once there was a fat lady who farted yellow, orange, and peach. All that fart went to space and created a planet that NASA saw and went over there, but it smelled really bad.
How do you measure the circumference of Uranus?
By the rings around it.
I'm going to your mom's house. Can you help me, planet?
Do people live on the Earth 🌏? Yes, a lot of people live on the Earth 🌎.
Why does the Sun go to school?
Friend, your mum's fat.
Me: Well, your mum's so fat, she played pool with the planets.
What is God's favorite planet?
Saturn because it has a ring around it.
How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
How do you plan a party in outer space?
You planet.
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅
Why did the astronaut bring the seeds to space?
Because he wants to planet the seed! 🤣🤣🤣
So that's why...
cats
Community talk
The difference between dogs and humans is that dogs are grateful, while humans often are not. It is a rare trait to find in many humans. Hence quite comical when humans are called the most intelligent species, yet they are often the ones who harm/banish/ruin others of their own kind. In the end, humans can be considered the most intellectually limited and dumbest species on this planet, unless some of them develop true humane qualities. Isn't it ironic?
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