Planet jokes
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
What is blue, green, flat, and has teeth?
The Earth, but I lied about the teeth.
So here's Uranus, where's my anus?
What does Mars like to eat?
A Mars bar!
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
What snack do aliens like?
Mars Bars.
Once the aliens was gonna have a party, they had to planet.
I'm no astronomer, but I’m pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
What music do Astronauts listen to?
Nep-tunes.
A man can form Jupiter girls came from Venus, and other genders came right from Uranus.
If Uranus is so gross, why do they take HD photos of it?
Community talk
gn people on earth
The difference between dogs and humans is that dogs are grateful, while humans often are not. It is a rare trait to find in many humans. Hence quite comical when humans are called the most intelligent species, yet they are often the ones who harm/banish/ruin others of their own kind. In the end, humans can be considered the most intellectually limited and dumbest species on this planet, unless some of them develop true humane qualities. Isn't it ironic?
Have a nice weekend, everyone.
Heyyyyyy! I'm back everyone! I know this website is dead, but this was a greatt place to talk to people like... a year ago, and I just wanted to come back and see how everyone was doing! Sorry for falling off the face of the planet