Planet jokes
I'm going to your mom's house. Can you help me, planet?
Do people live on the Earth 🌏? Yes, a lot of people live on the Earth 🌎.
Why does the Sun go to school?
Friend, your mum's fat.
Me: Well, your mum's so fat, she played pool with the planets.
What is God's favorite planet?
Saturn because it has a ring around it.
How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
How do you plan a party in outer space?
You planet.
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅
Why did the astronaut bring the seeds to space?
Because he wants to planet the seed! 🤣🤣🤣
