Planet jokes
What do you call a planet that poops? Uranus.
How Jupiter was discovered.
Once there was a fat lady who farted yellow, orange, and peach. All that fart went to space and created a planet that NASA saw and went over there, but it smelled really bad.
How do you measure the circumference of Uranus?
By the rings around it.
I'm going to your mom's house. Can you help me, planet?
Do people live on the Earth 🌏? Yes, a lot of people live on the Earth 🌎.
Why does the Sun go to school?
Friend, your mum's fat.
Me: Well, your mum's so fat, she played pool with the planets.
What is God's favorite planet?
Saturn because it has a ring around it.
How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
How do you plan a party in outer space?
You planet.
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅
Why did the astronaut bring the seeds to space?
Because he wants to planet the seed! 🤣🤣🤣
Community talk
Heyyyyyy! I'm back everyone! I know this website is dead, but this was a greatt place to talk to people like... a year ago, and I just wanted to come back and see how everyone was doing! Sorry for falling off the face of the planet
www.Stand ready for my arrival, Worm. You were given orders, you were given time. You were given more leeway than most, and yet I find this planet unprepared for the arrival of our Viltrum Empire. The Empire anticipated your resistance, which is why they sent me. I am Conquest, and I am your last chance to fulfill your duty. [Mid-Fight] The truth is... I want you to resist. I'm not here to save you. I'm not here to s… Read more
Stand ready for my arrival, Worm. You were given orders, you were given time. You were given more leeway than most, and yet I find this planet unprepared for the arrival of our Viltrum Empire. The Empire anticipated your resistance, which is why they sent me. I am Conquest, and I am your last chance to fulfill your duty.
[Mid-Fight]
The truth is... I want you to resist. I'm not here to save you. I'm not here to spr… Read more