Planet jokes

NASA stands for naughty aliens spewing apricots.

If a man is willing to try his hardest to give you the moon and stars, then ladies, you should be willing to give up Uranus.

My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣

You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂

Your momma's so fat that she is the Earth!

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.

How do NASA plan parades?

They plan-et.

I always knew that Maranda Sings was orbiting Uranus.

You sat on a chair with Uranus.

What did Mars say to Saturn?

"Give me one of your rings!" 😄

🌍: You're so hot!

🌎: How are you single?

☀️: I burn anyone who gets too close!

What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.

You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.

I guess Neptune is next to Your Anus XDDDD.

I can't wait to see Uranus! 😂

What is blue, green, flat, and has teeth?

The Earth, but I lied about the teeth.

What's gassy and as cold as ice? Uranus.

I said "Uranus!" and the girl beside me face-palmed. I wonder what I did wrong?

Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.

What is an astronaut's favorite color? Zoo.

Chuck Norris has been to Mars... that's why there are no signs of life there.