Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
I just overheard this but:
How do you make a party in space?
You planet.
Earth is fun and worstbmaa.
If Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country is a 3rd world country?
What's a homo's favorite planet?
Uranus.
Yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus, she picked her butthole.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the earth, she sits around the earth.
What do you call a fat chink?
Saturn.
You never told me you were part orangutan. Have you considered taking a vacation to Planet of the Apes?
Me: Name all the planets.
Other person: Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Neptune, Mercury, Uranus.
Me: Not my anus!
What is the gassiest planet? Uranus
You canβt land on Uranus XD
Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.
Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"
Poop fell off the earth.
You suck!
My friend, what's up?
Me: What's up in space is planets and stars.
Jupiter
