Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"
Poop fell off the earth.
What is the difference between the human rights act and the rights of the earth?
Human and the earth earth is a good earth 🌎 was that what time do for dinner 🍽 night night love 💗 night night fun day and dinner 🍴 night night fun day home 🏡 night is it a great 👍 home 🏡 was the day I love 💕
You suck!
My friend, what's up?
Me: What's up in space is planets and stars.
Jupiter
RICK: GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT OH GUESS WHAT MOTHERFUCKER OR IMMA SAY IT!!!!!!
Richard: What????
Rick: So before Donald Trump's impeachment, he said, "The Coronavirus will end on March 32nd 2021."
Richard: Your from planet Earth where there's a March 32nd. Enjoy it, *stupid dumb fuck brother*.
Rick: Oh I will.
*It was the day March 21st*
*9 Days later*
*March 31st*
Rick: oh I cant wait until tomorrow!!!!!!!!!! Ooh im so excited im gonna give my friends a big ole bro hug and hand shake i miss the muhfuckin dudes man
*one day later*
*He got his school uniform waiting for the bus not seeing it*
Rick:....... wai......Huh!?!?...... hol....up
BITCH IM AND IDIOT THERE IS NO MOTHERFUCKING MARCH 32ND THIS IS THE MOTHERFUCKING 1ST OF APRIL TRUMP DUMBASS
*Richard*
*oh he's the dumbass*
Why is Uranus so big? Because you discovered it.
What planets do Astronauts like to pee on?
Uranus!
(Say this out loud and it will make more sense.)
How do you plan a party in space? You have to planet.
You're so fat that you have to live on Pluto so you don't destroy any of the planets.
What's the worst living thing on planet earth?
Humans.
Why do planets circle the sun?
'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.
Oh hi guys. Oh, whoops, I didn't planet this way.
You know the only way to win is you have to actually planet.
Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.
What do you call a planet that poops? Uranus.
How Jupiter was discovered.
Once there was a fat lady who farted yellow, orange, and peach. All that fart went to space and created a planet that NASA saw and went over there, but it smelled really bad.
How do you measure the circumference of Uranus?
By the rings around it.
I'm going to your mom's house. Can you help me, planet?
