Planet jokes
Your mom is the biggest tosser on the planet, yeah, you heard right.
I don't have to strain myself a blood vessel and be wankin' solo anymore; she saved me a whole load of arthritis.
So, Dad is teaching his 8-year-old son about the planets and said, "This is Uranus." Then the 5-year-old son says, "Where is my anus?"
A scientist discovered water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
They say they found water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
🌍: You're so hot!
🌎: How are you single?
☀️: I burn anyone who gets too close!
What is an astronaut's favorite color? Zoo.
Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
What do astronauts 👩🚀 do when they’re on break?
They eat launch. 🚀🥪
How do astronauts have a party?
They planet.
My friend, what's up?
Me: What's up in space is planets and stars.
I just overheard this but:
How do you make a party in space?
You planet.
Uranus be like, "Oh look, I'm Uranus. Imagine how disgusted I feel."
Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.
What is Saturn's favorite song?
"7 Rings."
Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."
What does NASA stand for?
Need a star A.S.A.P.!
I can't wait to see Uranus! 😂
You sat on a chair with Uranus.
Why is there a hole in Uranus?