There's gonna be 8 planets right after I destroy Uranus.
Uranus is blue.
Why did Saturn have rings
Because god liked it so he put a ring on it.
We are gonna crush you in the try not to laugh.
I found an alien in my backyard. I put him to work. He went to a farm, and I never saw him again. Moments later, he is on the Daily Planet acting as a reporter. A green rock smashed my house. I called him back, and he passed out.
I remarked, "You lazy!"
I went to a museum and saw clocks. The owner told me these were lying clocks.
"This is God's clock. It never moved because he never lied."
"This is your clock. It moved 3 times because you lied 3 times."
I asked where is President Trump's clock. He said it was at the equator, spinning super fast for those who were on fire. I laughed so hard because it was so true!
I lost all faith in humanity. I am moving to Uranus; it's really big. I might get lost.
Uranus spins on its side.
Your momma is so fat, the whole Earth falls down to 100,000,000 ft.
latest news a new planet has appered close to uranus
What's a homo's favorite planet?
Uranus
Why is Mercury so hot? I know, because the sun is killing Mercury.
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
I just overheard this but:
How do you make a party in space?
You planet.
Earth is fun and worstbmaa.
If Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country is a 3rd world country?
You never told me you were part orangutan. Have you considered taking a vacation to Planet of the Apes?
Me:name all the planets other person: earth Mars Jupiter Neptune mercury Uranus me: not my anus
What is the gassiest planet? Uranus
