so dad is teaching his 8 year old son about the planets and said this is Uranus then the 5 year old son says where is my anus
thiers gonna be 8 planets right after i destroy uranus
What is a pedofile's favorite planet?
Uranus
your so fat, when u jumped the whole planet wiggled
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.
Hey i never knew We had a planet in our body
How to astronauts have a party? They planet
Global warming will kill every single person on this planet, It's a good thing I'm married...
How Jupiter was discovered.once there was a fat lady who farted yellow,orange,and peache.all that fart went to space and created a planet that nasa sall and went over their there but it smelled really bad
What planets do Astronauts like to pee on?
Uranus!
(Say this out loud and it will make more sense)
latest news a new planet has appered close to uranus
What's a homo's favorite planet?
Uranus
if earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country us a 3rd world country?
Your hairline is so big, it counts a its own planet.
Yo mama so fat when she had an interview for nasa they said we dont hire planets
Me:name all the planets other person: earth Mars Jupiter Neptune mercury Uranus me: not my anus
your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover mars but then they said "opps wrong planet mars is smaller then this we will discover it later".
your mom is so fat she played bowling with the planets.
What is the gassiest planet? Uranus
You never told me you were part orangutan, have you considered taking a vacation to Planet of the Apes?
