Planet jokes
Why is there a hole in Uranus?
What is Saturn's favorite song?
"7 Rings."
Phobos and Deimos are just asteroids in moon costumes, and Mars was blind due to its frequent sandstorms, so it let Phobos and Deimos be its moons.
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆
Don’t kill the Earth, it’s the only one with beer.
What would Earth say if it had a boyfriend?
You need to com-it.
Uranus be like, "Oh look, I'm Uranus. Imagine how disgusted I feel."
Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
Why is Jupiter so big? Because it works out!
Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.
Global warming will kill every single person on this planet.
It's a good thing I'm married.
How do astronauts have a party?
They planet.
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!
Earth is smaller than Uranus, wth?
Why has nobody been on Neptune? Because the wind is so big. And why the wind's so big? Because Neptune's yelling, "GETT OFFF MMY PPRROOPERRTY!!"
How do you throw a space party?
You plan-et! Hahahaha, get it?
Uranus is sideways and leaking methane.
You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.