latest news a new planet has appered close to uranus
if earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country us a 3rd world country?
Yo mama so fat when she had an interview for nasa they said we dont hire planets
Your hairline is so big, it counts a its own planet.
What's a homo's favorite planet?
Uranus
You never told me you were part orangutan, have you considered taking a vacation to Planet of the Apes?
Me:name all the planets other person: earth Mars Jupiter Neptune mercury Uranus me: not my anus
your mom is so fat she played bowling with the planets.
your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover mars but then they said "opps wrong planet mars is smaller then this we will discover it later".
What is the gassiest planet? Uranus
you suck
my friend whats up me: whats up in space is planet and stars
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Why is Uranus so big? Bc you discovered it
What planets do Astronauts like to pee on?
Uranus!
(Say this out loud and it will make more sense)
How do you plane a party in space? you have to planet
YOUR so fat that you have to live on pluto so you don't destroy none of the planets
What's the worst living thing on planet earth? Humans
Why do planets circle the son?
Cuz they like the game of ring- around the- rosy.
oh hi guys. oh whoops i didn't planet this way
