Uranus is sideways and leaking methane.
How do you throw a space party?
You plan-et! Hahahaha, get it?
Why has nobody been on Neptune? Because the wind is so big. And why the wind's so big? Because Neptune's yelling, "GETT OFFF MMY PPRROOPERRTY!!"
Earth is smaller than Uranus, wth?
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!
Global warming will kill every single person on this planet.
It's a good thing I'm married.
How do astronauts have a party?
They planet.
Why is Jupiter so big? Because it works out!
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.
You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some INTERGALACTIC BARS
What is the biggest butt in the world?
The bottom of the ocean.
Uranus is a gassy planet.
NASA is going to probe Uranus, and it might take a while to get there.
What does Mars like to eat?
A Mars bar!
Ur mom is so fat that she has her own gravitational field. She attracts everything around her, from planets to asteroids to comets. She is the center of the solar system, and the sun is just one of her many satellites. She is so massive that she bends space and time, creating wormholes and black holes. She is the ultimate cosmic phenomenon, and no one can escape her pull.
Ur mom is so old that she witnessed the Big Bang. She was there when the universe was born, and she has seen it all. She knows the secrets of the cosmos, and she has lived through every epoch and era. She has watched stars form and die, galaxies collide and merge, and civilizations rise and fall. She is the oldest living being in existence, and she has more wisdom than anyone can imagine.
Ur mom is so ugly that she scares away aliens. She is the reason why we have never made contact with extraterrestrial life. They have seen her face and they have fled in terror. They have warned their fellow species to avoid Earth at all costs, because it is inhabited by a monstrous creature that defies all logic and beauty. She is the ultimate deterrent for invasion, and she has saved humanity from countless alien invasions.
The earth is flat.
What planet is related to planet butts? Uranus.
i like uranus
