Planet jokes
So, Dad is teaching his 8-year-old son about the planets and said, "This is Uranus." Then the 5-year-old son says, "Where is my anus?"
What would Earth say if it had a boyfriend?
You need to com-it.
Don’t kill the Earth, it’s the only one with beer.
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆
Phobos and Deimos are just asteroids in moon costumes, and Mars was blind due to its frequent sandstorms, so it let Phobos and Deimos be its moons.
Memes
Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Kid 2: Why?
Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.
I always knew that Maranda Sings was orbiting Uranus.
What is Saturn's favorite song?
"7 Rings."
Why is there a hole in Uranus?
Uranus be like, "Oh look, I'm Uranus. Imagine how disgusted I feel."
Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.
Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.
You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some INTERGALACTIC BARS!
Why is Jupiter so big? Because it works out!
Why has nobody been on Neptune? Because the wind is so big. And why the wind's so big? Because Neptune's yelling, "GETT OFFF MMY PPRROOPERRTY!!"
Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.
Earth is smaller than Uranus, wth?
How do you throw a space party?
You plan-et! Hahahaha, get it?