Planet jokes
Latest news: a new planet has appeared close to Uranus.
Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Because it looks like a g-nome.
You're so fat that you have to live on Pluto so you don't destroy any of the planets.
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24 hours, so they just called it a "day".
All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because it's so big.
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
Why do planets circle the sun?
'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.
I lost all faith in humanity. I am moving to Uranus; it's really big. I might get lost.
Oh hi guys. Oh, whoops, I didn't planet this way.
You never told me you were part orangutan. Have you considered taking a vacation to Planet of the Apes?
Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that?
Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars.
I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.
What do you call two redheads on Mars?
Locals.
Why did the doctor check out Earth?
He had a tummy quake.
Why did the astronaut bring the seeds to space?
Because he wants to planet the seed! 🤣🤣🤣
The earth is flat.
How do you measure the circumference of Uranus?
By the rings around it.
Poop fell off the earth.
Uranus is sideways and leaking methane.