Pizza box jokes
How come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles?
On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.
Memes
Why did the twin towers complain to the pizza restaurant?... Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and got plain.
A receptionist at the Twin Towers orders two pepperoni pizzas. She was upset when she got two planes.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and they got plain!
What pizza did the Twin Towers order?
A plain one.
