Bullet Hole jokes

At the back of Abraham Lincoln's mind, next to the bullet hole, he was thinking about how slavery is wrong.

Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”

Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.

Me: I have no bullet holes.

Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.

Me: Ayo what the fuc*.

What’s the difference between a bullet and a Jew?

One comes out of the chamber.

Any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery.

Due to the rising cost of ammunition, there will be no warning shots.

What's the difference between humans and bullets?

Humans miss John Lennon.

I shot a man with a paintball gun just to watch him dye.