Bullet Hole jokes

At the back of Abraham Lincoln's mind, next to the bullet hole, he was thinking about how slavery is wrong.

Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”

Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.

Me: I have no bullet holes.

Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.

Me: Ayo what the fuc*.

Where did Sally go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

Any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery.

When the school shooter misses you, but you gotta play it off.

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Due to the rising cost of ammunition, there will be no warning shots.

I got a lot running through my head right now. I wish at least one was a 12-gauge round.