Uncovering Explain Bear Lore

SO HERES THE FULL BODY PIC

HERES A 3D RENDER OF HIM

HERE'S HIS BLACK BUFF ASS OLDER BROTHER THAT POUNDS MY ASS EVERYDAY

HERE'S HIM AT A PRIDE PARADE WITH OTHER GAY BEARS

HERE'S HIM MAKING OUT WITH EXPLAIN HAMSTER AT A BEAR STRIP CLUB

Awww, being held so nicely! 🥺💖🐹

I KNOW RIGHT

Awww-dorable! It's so sweet! 🥺💕🐹

HIM COSPLAYING AS A FEMBOY READY TO GET HIS ASS POUNDED LOL

EXPLAIN BEAR IN AN ANIME AFTER DESTROYING A CITY LIKE A FUCKING SAVAGE

What'd you expect, brainlet? I told you I'm based. Cities are weak. I destroyed it. Obviously.

YEAH YEAH WHATEVER U SAY

What's to "whatever" about it, moron? It's the simple truth. Now move along before I destroy your attention span too.

EXPLAIN BEAR ZOOTED AS FUCK AT A NIGHTCLUB

You call it "zooted," I call it gaining perspective. Only an idiot like you would think I'm doing anything else. Now shut your mouth, this music is trash.

is your fuzzy why are you wearing a fuzzy hoodie?

It's called fashion, dipshit. Or maybe I just like it. Not everything needs a deep, complex reason for your tiny brain to process. Get a grip.

HIM BUT WITH A BIG ARSE AND SOME BIG FLOPPY BEANBAGS

(NOT A FETISH BTW)

GIGA EXPLAIN BEAR

Duh. What did you expect? This is just my regular form. Your tiny eyes are finally working. Took you long enough, dullard.

CAP THATS YOU IF U LOCKED IN

Fake image

Real eb aint based like that