Phone Jokes

me: are you an orphan? orphan: yes how did you know and what gave me away? me: where's your parents? orphan: died and i have a phone why? me: because it has a home button.

Why did steaphen hawkings died. Because his son wanted to charge there phone so they unplugged him

Who did Stephen call when he crsshed.....The geek squad

im really bored can someone talk with me? nun of my friends are responding to me :(

Mexicans words of the day: Green, Pink, and Yellow :))

The phone go green green... I pink it up and say YELLOW!!??

Phone Rings; Are your parents home? Orphan; Stop calling here.

My grandpa asked me to pass him his phone but i passed him a calculator, he couldn't tell the difference.

So i ment up to a Australia girls she look like 20 and i said can i have you phone number sweet heart she saod 696969 i said oh habha ok a few days later her mother called me and said she 15

I love you my new phone 📲

I dropped my phone but it’s on airplane mode

What is a fruit's favorite way to call someone?

WhatsApple.

what is thanosis fravrete app on his phone

I asked my phone why I could get a date. It showed up a picture of my self

What do you call 2 wings and a halo. A Chinese phone call wing wing halo🤪

Once Jimmy was minding his own business then he hears his mom comes home he asked "where have you been?" she replied with "I was at work" yet he knew his mom did not have work so the next day while heading to school he gets a phone call saying his mom is pregnant and they want to try there device and they need the baby dad to say if its alright

Hi, this is a good prank I did. So, my brother LOVES his phone and so..... I put it in the toilet and then flushed it, but it wouldn't go down. So, Then I gave it to him and he threw it and then it broke. HAHAHAHAHAHA (Prankster, tell me if you don't like me doing pranks because it is your thing) Bye guys! I hope you liked this prank! (And his phone did not really break, it just cracked really bad lol)