I saw this boy named phone he said where would he live I said an orphinage
ur mum is so stupid when she went on ur phone it got fat.
i went to the store because i ha to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because i was playing mario kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma lik if yu creyre everitime
ill unplug your life support for my phone thats about to die
Best pick up line EVER.
there is a app on your phone called ringer go into it there is a 12 to 15 digit number enter that into my phone my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer
do emos get jelous when there phone dies
What Do you call a phone that talk
A reader in a leader
Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.
Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...
I just got off the phone with kristen stewart yesterday she said I was invited to her cookout this Friday i said I'll come by and bring some drinks like wine beer and liquor so we can get our freak on all night and drink some cherry wine until daybreak ends.
Why did the orphan kid was bad a school cause he wanted a phone call home
What is your name in my phone 📲 I love ❤️ your house 🏡 I have been in your art 🖼 for
why do orphans have phones? because they don't know how to call home
What do cells call their friends with? A cell phone
What phone do orphans have? An I phone 10r
Joke 1# ' Knock Knock ' Whos there? ' Pastur ' Pastur who? ' Past ur bedtime '.
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momas so fat when she stepped on the weigh it said, " I asked for your weigh not you phone number. "
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery in an anti vax kid? A. Nothing they both die at ten
You're so fat that when you got on the scales they said "I need your weight not your phone number"
