Personal jokes
Why can't a homeless person be seen around your wife?
Because she'll ask for her cardboard box! Ahahah.
Why does the disabled person scrunch his toilet paper up? Because that’s the way he rolls.
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
Just to get things straight, I'm NOT, I repeat, NOT racist, but this joke goes out to all the people who talk about other people with darker skin than the other person.
Bully: Your skin is so black and ugly (for the 5th time).
Me: I'm so happy you love my skin color!
Bully: Ew, no I don't!
Me: Then why do you keep talking about it?
i would try so hard not to laugh if that person was next to me
Why did the person take crayons to the bedroom?
To draw the curtains.
I work in a garage, and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said, "Why won't my car go straight?"
Person A: Where do you come from?
Person B: Liberia.
Person A: *speaks softer* Oh sorry, do you come from?
Every single person on the plane died except for 2. How is that possible?
It said all the single people died; the 2 were a couple. That's how it was possible.
What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder.
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)
I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
Who is the blindest person in the world?
I gave a blind person a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
Person: Where's your mom and dad?
Orphan: :(
what do you call an emo person who's not depressed?
dead.
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
Person one: What did the DJ name his son?
Person two: IDK, what?
Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).