Person 1: Do you know Imagine Dragons?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
Personal Jokes
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.
The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.
Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys?
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?
Air quality alert code brown!
A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with?"
Me: "Nun."
What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.
A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.
Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?
An emo slits.
Ahhhhhhhhhh, ma bored.
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."
So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
