What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with?"
Me: "Nun."
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
what do you call a chinese person with 1 leg? tie son whu
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
I see all these 9/11 jokes and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke cause they have a tendency to crash and burn
there's a plane crash every single person died who lived? the married people!
What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.
Kid singing “abcd.”
Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.
Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.
5 Cobra Kai Facts:
1: Johnny = Daniel
2: Miguel > Robby
3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang
4: Chozen and Daniel > Kreese and Silver
5: Tory is actually a good person.
Q: What do you call a person with Downs syndrome who smokes weed
A: Baked potato
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth? Ground beef
