Personal jokes

What do you call a person with no arms and legs?

You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.

If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.

A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?

It danced its a** off.

I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.

What does a depressed person say when they're happy?

"..."

Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.

I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.

Person 1: Do you know Imagine Dragons?

Person 2: Yeah.

Person 1: Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!

What do you call a person with a fat brain?

A fat neek!

Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?

They can't find home plate.

Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.

Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!

August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.

Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."

A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."

I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.

The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.

What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?

They both don’t work.

What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?

Air quality alert code brown!

A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"

Why can't there be a gay disabled person?

Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.

What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!

Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with?"

Me: "Nun."

What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.