Personal Jokes

I see all these 9/11 jokes and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke cause they have a tendency to crash and burn

A person with a wheelchair and a football then they are rocket league

My science teacher was talking about natural selection. At one point she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, Eric Harris It was on his shirt.

If you don't get the joke look up Eric Harris natural selection.

You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You looks like if sweatpants were a person.

What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.

What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.

random person we are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe. hitla thats exactly what i said

What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth? Ground beef

What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The Blue tang fish.

Global warming will kill every single person on this planet, It's a good thing I'm married...

What is the difference between Fat person and a Whole Pizza?

Well A Whole Pizza cannot eat a Fat person

Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils

When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty, a person comes up to the water, drinks it and says: why are you so salty :(

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A handicapped person tells a good joke,but he cant be a stand up comedian😂😂😂

Whats the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person, the handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.

Person 1: "Hey, I created a new word!" ... Person 1: "Plagiarism!"

They say that bad thing ́s happen to good people. So if you get runned over by a car just know your a good person.

Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.

Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.

Treon: We don't need another one we got 100 people in here no need. Now amber please just go make your self useful.

Amber: Fine!!!!!

5 Cobra Kai Facts: 1: Johnny = Daniel 2: Miguel > Robby 3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang 4: Chozen And Daniel > Kreese And Silver 5: Tory is actually a good person.