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Personal jokes

Cancer

I am the least serious person ever, but whoever is joking about cancer is vile :)

Get some fucking respect, you silly tramp!

Opinion

No offense to anyone though. I don’t understand why everyone is bullying a person named Gwen?

My opinion is well “it’s just a regular person wanting to do jokes. You never know. It could be an adult or a kid.”

So leave her alone. Thank you. 😁

Pterodactyl

Literally no one: Why can't you hear the pterodactyl?

Random person: I don't know.

No one: BECAUSE THEY ARE EXTINCT!

Random person: Ha, cool, I guess.

Memes

Midget

What do you say to a black midget?

Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.

Nun

Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with?"

Me: "Nun."

Technology

What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?

They both don’t work.

Son

What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.

Momma

Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.

Cracker

If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"

Nut

Person 1: Do you know Imagine Dragons?

Person 2: Yeah.

Person 1: Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!

Friend

I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.

Body

I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.

Human

What do you call a person with no arms and legs?

You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.