Personal Jokes

A poor person came up to me and said your ugly i said you remind me of SpiderMan SpiderMan no way home

dumb person: wat idk mean

person 1: I don’t know

dumb one: oh u don’t know okie I ask googol

person 1: wait idk means-

dumb one (to googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN

googol: I don’t know

dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW

Chuck Norris is the only man that ever had sex with my wife and survived. Oh how did I survive. Fortunately being her husband I was the 1 person she wasn't fucking.

When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead

When does the slowest person go as fast as a train?

When he is on the train.

What cannibals call a person that is running? Fast Food

me and a wheel chair person was playing tag and i broke my leg so it can be fair for him.

What Does a Deaf Person And an Orphan have in common, Neither of them can hear their parents

Why did the emo person cross the road? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE haha

friend: Name one gay person off the top of you're head Me: Me

What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night lol

I robbed a person in a wheelchair, he cried and said: "you can run but you cant hide". I ran and i never saw him again

What do you call a flat chested depressed person? A cutting board.

A plane is about the crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out. A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a person man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, takes of shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"

I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:

P. P. P. P U. U. U. U N. N. N. N S. S. S. S

Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common “They are all very tearable” he replied Well, there is one person who gets it!