Personal jokes
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
Can a person in a wheelchair stand up for themselves?
What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?
Only the taste.
A normal exorcism is getting a demon out of a person, but a reverse exorcism is the devil telling the priest to get out of the child.
Why do black people have nightmares? Because the last person who had a dream got shot.
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.
You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
What is a deaf person's favorite game?
Charades.
When your teenager asks for personal space and you remind her that she came out of your personal space.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.
Dumb person: Wat idk mean?
Person 1: I don’t know.
Dumb one: Oh u don’t know okie I ask Googol.
Person 1: Wait idk means--
Dumb one (to Googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN?
Googol: I don’t know.
Dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW
I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? "Are you all right?!"
They say there's a person capable of murder in every friend group.
I suspected that it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
Feeling stressed? Have a nice cup of tea and spill it in the lab of the person bothering you.