Personal jokes
You: Knock knock. Other person: Who is there? You: Not your parents.
Global warming will kill every single person on this planet.
It's a good thing I'm married.
I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"
What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
The translation is correct. Toilet for disabled person shouldn't be called toilet. It should be:
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
What's the depressed person's favorite song?
Van Halen - Jump
What do you call a person that inherits a lot of money?
A millionheir.
What has two names and one big home?
A person.
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
Person 1: A life.
Person 2: I don't get it.
Person 1: Exactly.
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
I'm not saying you're annoying.
But if a yeast infection were a person, it would be you.
What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat.
What do you call an autistic person who is a dumbass? A dumbism.
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
Random person: Imma smack you so hard your skin pigment changes! Me: Who the hell do you think you are? Michael Jackson’s dad?
What do you call a person who smokes?
Smokey the Bear.
Bigfoot is just a normal person who covered himself in Pritt Stick and went down on Susan Boyle.