Personal jokes
What do you call an Indian person who is not starving? Dead.
Sometimes a depressed person is antidepression.
I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.
I just cut everyone.
When an American goes on a scale, the other person will say, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
I called an Asian person and asked, 'Is this Mister Wing?' 'No.'
I called once more and asked, 'Is this Mister Wong?' 'No.'
I guess I 'winged the Wong number.'
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.
Why can't a homeless person be seen around your wife?
Because she'll ask for her cardboard box! Ahahah.
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
What did Scorpion say to the ugly person?
"STAY OVER THERE!"
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
Nah, bruh, my hairline straighter than a gay person's.
Johnny: Why do cuss words exist?
Mom: That's not something you should think about right now. I'll tell you when you're older.
|| 20 YEARS LATER ||
Johnny: Mom, now can you tell me why cuss words exist?
Mom: Because some people invented them so that they could use them when something annoying happened to them.
Johnny: Damn, Mom, you shoulda told me that when I was still seven 'cause now I really feel like that person.
Joker: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
Person: Because he felt it in his bones?
Joker: He read the weather forecast, you f*cking idiot.
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
"Don't break a person's heart, they only have one."
"Yeah, break their bones instead... they have over 200 of those :)"
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
What’s the difference between an Indian and Jewish person?
An Indian person is burnt after death.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him to eat 200 balls.
Q: How do you punish a blind person?
A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.