Personal jokes

A news headline read: "A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight."

He was in the infantry.

Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.

If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.

What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol

What do you call a disabled person who gets high?

Baked potato.

What’s something you can say about a fat person, but not about strippers?

Those legs sure hold a lot of weight.

Any singular person who makes fun of the Chinese in any of these posts is deemed a 他妈的傻逼.

Joke not up for debate.

My name is Mariah Carly Brown, and I am an orphan, and what do I say about your jokes that are not funny... STOP THEM!

Dark humor is mean! All day I go to see all the jokes I find, and I see "Orphan jokes."

What kind of sick person likes that kind of joke? By the way, it is not a question. I have 3 twin sisters! Lariah, Kariah, and Iariah! Iariah starts with an i! So stop the jokes, please!

Nah, bruh, my hairline straighter than a gay person's.

I called an Asian person and asked, 'Is this Mister Wing?' 'No.'

I called once more and asked, 'Is this Mister Wong?' 'No.'

I guess I 'winged the Wong number.'

What is the best game for a deaf person?

Charades.

What do you call an Indian person who is not starving? Dead.

Johnny: Why do cuss words exist?

Mom: That's not something you should think about right now. I'll tell you when you're older.

|| 20 YEARS LATER ||

Johnny: Mom, now can you tell me why cuss words exist?

Mom: Because some people invented them so that they could use them when something annoying happened to them.

Johnny: Damn, Mom, you shoulda told me that when I was still seven 'cause now I really feel like that person.

So basically Star25/AG3.0 and GG miller are the same person since I found some evidence.

On one post, AG3.0 asked GG miller what’s his name.

Post right here: worstjokesever.com/community/p/6509c2cbefa8ad0a8dfd8dc5

So gg miller replied, “MILLER IS MY REAL LAST NAME, AND GG IS MY REAL MIDDLE NAME”

So, we already know Star25’s real name is Adrian Gorges because when he had the AG3.0 account, he said that AG stands for Adrian Gorges. And we also can back this up with his tik tok. www.tiktok.com/@adriangorges2010?lang=en

But, there’s an important factor. Gorges can also be shortened to GG.

So, we know that GG miller is AG3.0, but let’s back this up even further. If you search up adrianmiller2010, it pops up with AG3.0’s new account’s videos. Since GG Miller’s name says, “Miller” in it, that means that GG Miller IS ag3.0

So taking all of this evidence, we can conclude that AG3.0’s full name, which is, “Adrian Gorges Miller”.

Lmk if you have any more things abouts ag3.0 so we can expose him even more.

A normal exorcism is getting a demon out of a person, but a reverse exorcism is the devil telling the priest to get out of the child.

What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?

Bi-Polar.

I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.

Someone kills an emotionally weak person by hard words and bullying.

No one will suspect the killer was anyone who took part.

What does a depressed person say when they're happy?

"..."

Q: How do you punish a blind person?

A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.