Personal jokes
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in the military?
Special Forces.
Why is Hitler a better person than Jeffrey Epstein?
At least Hitler killed himself.
Memes
Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:
White person: Dad, you're home!
Black person: Dad?
White person: You can keep the change.
Black person: Empty the register.
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.
You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)
They say there's a person capable of murder in every friend group.
I suspected that it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? "Are you all right?!"
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
What is a deaf person's favorite game?
Charades.
When your teenager asks for personal space and you remind her that she came out of your personal space.
I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"
Dumb person: Wat idk mean?
Person 1: I don’t know.
Dumb one: Oh u don’t know okie I ask Googol.
Person 1: Wait idk means--
Dumb one (to Googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN?
Googol: I don’t know.
Dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.
What did Scorpion say to the ugly person?
"STAY OVER THERE!"
Johnny: Why do cuss words exist?
Mom: That's not something you should think about right now. I'll tell you when you're older.
|| 20 YEARS LATER ||
Johnny: Mom, now can you tell me why cuss words exist?
Mom: Because some people invented them so that they could use them when something annoying happened to them.
Johnny: Damn, Mom, you shoulda told me that when I was still seven 'cause now I really feel like that person.