Personal jokes
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?
Only the taste.
Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.
What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?
A dead person does not walkie or talkie.
Who is not hungry in Africa?
A dead person.
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
A normal exorcism is getting a demon out of a person, but a reverse exorcism is the devil telling the priest to get out of the child.
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
My mom told me that her doctor told her personally that she had to keep herself isolated because she has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great ass.
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.
You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?
What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? "Are you all right?!"
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
They say there's a person capable of murder in every friend group.
I suspected that it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
What is a deaf person's favorite game?
Charades.
When your teenager asks for personal space and you remind her that she came out of your personal space.
Feeling stressed? Have a nice cup of tea and spill it in the lab of the person bothering you.