What do you call a black person having a fit : A chocolate milkshake
what do me and a blind person have in commen after i look at Alfie's mum were both blind
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom whats dark humor?" I thought about it than said, "Go wave to that blind person" and he just looked at me, confused, but angry.
what do you call a gay person on fire?
LGBBQ
tell the person next to spell "me". When they do, say, "you forgot the D". They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "not yet". if this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.
What do you call a person that is both black and Hispanic, and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
When a person in a wheel chair says you've never took to steps in my shoes and you say to be honest you haven't ether
Imagine if a disabled persons last name was runner or walker 😬😂
When an American goes on a weight the other person will say "I asked for your weight, not your phone number"!
Another joke ik they suck.
What is a depressed persons favorite joke? Their life.
Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured,
"Happynese" (happy knees)
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child*
One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella, the next day, your in court and Cinderella is the witness. ( P.S. she was born to be a drama queen. )
if a black person calls you a cracker, let them say you can say things they can't say like, "thanks for the warning officer"
me:knock knock another person(op) op:who's there me:hatch op:hatch who me:bless you =) op:but i didn't sneeze me:you just don't get a joke do you
when you want pringle but a fat person was eating them there was only 3 sweety left
I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.
A cop pulls me over and asks if i have been drinking. I'm an honest person and say yes i did so i take of my sunglasses, and tell him that i now had 2glasses less.
Who is the blindest person in the world
