Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.
Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire. l V
I set a gay person. We now call him LGBBQ.
What's the best comeback for a person calling you an orphan?
Kill their parents.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.
Your mom so fat that when she stood on a scale it said."We need an actual person not an Elephant."
This man has been through all kinda shit in his life. So one day, he finally looks at himself in the mirror and says, "If another person looks at me again, I'm going to kill myself." He looks at himself and no one ever heard from him again.
Tell the person next to you to spell "me." When they do, say, "You forgot the D." They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "Not yet." If this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.
Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.
Dumb person: Wat idk mean?
Person 1: I don’t know.
Dumb one: Oh u don’t know okie I ask Googol.
Person 1: Wait idk means--
Dumb one (to Googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN?
Googol: I don’t know.
Dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
Me: Do you take milk before cereal, or cereal before milk?
The adult person I asked: Cereal?
Me: I take the bowl first! What do you do? Do you just pour everything on the table and then eat it?
The person: Yes.
Me: WHAT?!!!??!!
My science teacher was talking about natural selection. At one point she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, Eric Harris It was on his shirt.
If you don't get the joke look up Eric Harris natural selection.
A person with a wheelchair and a football then they are rocket league
What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The Blue tang fish.
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
When a person in a wheelchair says, "You've never taken a step in my shoes," and you say, "To be honest, you haven't either."
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
