More random keyboard words made into sentences:
This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able to play the first person who played it.
What do you call a disabled person in a sauna?
Steamed veggies!
What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?
We're both blind.
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
How do you make a sad person jump?
A bridge.
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.
How to kill a blind person.
Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."
See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.
When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
What do you call a gay person on fire?
LGBBQ
Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with?"
Me: "Nun."
Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.
