Personal jokes

POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."

See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.

What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?

The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.

Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"

What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?

Non-buy dairy.

Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!

If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.

When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."

What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?

Rolling Loud 🎸🎸

What do you call a gay person on fire?

LGBBQ

Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with?"

Me: "Nun."

Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.

Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire.

I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.

What's the best comeback for a person calling you an orphan?

Kill their parents.

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.

What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...

It don't moan when u put milk inside.

Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"

This man has been through all kinda shit in his life. So one day, he finally looks at himself in the mirror and says, "If another person looks at me again, I'm going to kill myself." He looks at himself and no one ever heard from him again.

Tell the person next to you to spell "me." When they do, say, "You forgot the D." They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "Not yet." If this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.