Personal jokes
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
What's a suicidal person's favorite type of bath bomb?
A toaster.
Kid: Mum, how do you know someone is drunk?
Mum: See the four birds over there?
Kid: Huh, wait a minute.
Mum: A drunk person would see eight.
Kid: Mum, but there is only two.
How do you ground a person in a wheelchair?
Take off the wheels!
As a brother, I have to report my sister has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great personality.
Person 1: "I love KFC."
Person 2: "Yeah, me too!"
Person 1: "How many have you gotten?"
Person 2: "How am I supposed to remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?"
Person 1: "Chicken? What chicken? What do you think KFC stands for?"
Person 2: "Kentucky Fried Chicken?"
Person 1: "What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children."
Person 2: "BLOODY WHATT??"
Why did the man miss the funeral?
He wasn’t a mourning person.
If a blind person can’t see, then do they sleep?
They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep.
When your teenager asks for personal space and you remind her that she came out of your personal space.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.
I just cut everyone.
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?
Nah, bruh, my hairline straighter than a gay person's.
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
You know what's so horrible about this website?
When I mimic another person's account, the picture ALWAYS changes color. No more identity theft for me.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person?
One has a dad, while the other searches.
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!