How did the fat person cross the road? It rolled
How do you make a sad person jump?
A bridge.
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom whats dark humor?" I thought about it than said, "Go wave to that blind person" and he just looked at me, confused, but angry.
How to kill a blind person.
Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
@ Kobe the person under my joke ur hairline is so bad that kobe Bryant could of lived if he landed the helicopter on ur forehead
POV: a person made you mad but your Chinese and they have a cat. " CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."
Se this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I be the first person to say drinks are on me
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
Asians love it when a british person says "Rice"!
What do you call a non binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy
yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it. the pavement, it was absolutely cracking up
If I flip off a Asian person He can’t see it
When the person who killed jfk he heard headshot
what do you call a person in a wheel chair with a speaker? ROLLING LOUD 🎸🎸
what do you call a gay person on fire?
LGBBQ
Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with"
Me: "Nun"
Ok so I know this is not a joke but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism your are still amazing you are lovely in every way and if people bully you don't lisn because they are wrong you are cute and I know how it feels I have ADHD and I get bullied a lot but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true people with autism stay strong you got this I will be your friend by heart Evan if it's not by person
Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire. l V
I set a gay person. We now call him LGBBQ.
Whats the best comeback for a person calling u an orphan? Kill their parents
