What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"
God: You're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: Double it and give it to the next person.
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
Me: What do we need from there? I have a few things to do before I head out to the store, and then I will be home to pick up the stuff.
Random person: What stuff? 🤨
Me: What?
The person: You said you’re going to pick up “the stuff”!!! What do you mean by that?!
Me: Colourful flamingo fart.
More random keyboard words made into sentences:
This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able to play the first person who played it.
How to kill a blind person.
Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!