Person jokes
A married woman gets hit by a truck, and the cops tell her husband:
Cop: "Sir, it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck."
Man: "I know, but she has a great personality."
What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A.
A who?
A-bless you!
My science teacher was talking about natural selection.
At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.
If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."
Ya nan!
You will never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.
Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.
Person 1: A life.
Person 2: I don't get it.
Person 1: Exactly.
Global warming will kill every single person on this planet.
It's a good thing I'm married.
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Knock knock who? I'll knock knock you out if you don't stop.
What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.
What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.
Hey Qwen, it's me.
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
Me: Knock, knock.
Other person: Who’s there?
Me: Atch.
Other person: Atch who?
Me: Bless you!
Ashten Parkes
So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"
Donald Trump is to white Americans as O.J. Simpson is to black Americans. They will never choose to convict these people even if they murdered or raped.