Person jokes
What was the name of the person who was mean?
The Canabully.
Can anyone play me in a no limits femdom RP on Kik?
You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?
Who is this Gwen everyone is talking about?
Alya and freshfry.
Ramsey Bevan
Oooo, Gabriel Casey.
Who is this Gwen person?
What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
What does Stephen Hawking eat?
Khalil Abubakar
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Random person: Why?
You: To get to the idiot's house!
Random person: What?
You: Knock knock.
Random person: Who's there?
You: The chicken.
You're tiny!
Is anyone going to Sawcon?
Shower thought: If everyone had schizophrenia, no one would know we had schizophrenia or know what it is!
Q. What do you call a rich person who is in a vegetative state?
A. A loaded potato.
I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"
Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?
Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.
What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?
Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.
What do you call an Indian?
Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.