Person jokes
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
Callum Coulter
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
Here's what to do if an annoying person keeps talking to you. First, ignore them until they ask you if you're going to respond. Then ask them: if they were walking down the street and a rabid dog suddenly started barking at them, would they get on all fours and bark back? After that, continue to ignore them.
What do you call a gay man that performs fellatio on a man and cunnilingus on a woman, a person who is curious about male bisexuality, a man that is bicurious?
Does it cycle now?
Me: *listening to music under a tree and smiling*
Random person who sees me: Awwww look at him, he looks so so happy ^w^
Me: *actually listening to depressing music that makes me wanna kill and end myself but just smiles to show that everything's gonna be fine even if it won't*
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What do you call a depressed emo? Dead.
Why do we call them dead bodies? Nobody says "alive bodies!" Like you walk into your workplace, "OMFG IT'S FULL OF BODIES! Alive ones, though." You wouldn't give birth and say, "Come on, husband, help me with the bodies." If it's a surprise party, you wouldn't say, "QUICK, HIDE THE BODIES!" And the person who the party was for wouldn't say "OH MY GOD WHY ARE THEY DEAD!"
What does a physicist call it when a suicidal person is high up? Potential energy.
Lewis Clow
I moved so much stone today.
I feel like a guy from Palestine looking for his wife.
Abdi and Tunde are real.
Why did the depressed person cross the road?
To get run over.
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t feel like screaming.
Why is Jack so gay?
Because he is.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the gay (guys/girls) house.
(Wait awhile) then ask “knock knock?” Other person says “Who’s there?”
A: The chicken.
I am cool.