Person jokes
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
Why did the person get fired from the calendar factory?
Because they took a day off.
You're tiny!
What do you call a person who tries to get you on a dating website... a Brodie.
Ali A's face.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels! We'll see him soon.
What does Stephen Hawking eat?
Wow, paint can, you have such a colorful personality!
Khalil Abubakar
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Random person: Why?
You: To get to the idiot's house!
Random person: What?
You: Knock knock.
Random person: Who's there?
You: The chicken.
When someone falls, you say to them, "I remember when I started to learn to walk."
Taylor.
POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."
Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?
Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.
I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
Is anyone going to Sawcon?
Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.
He really shook things up today.
James Dalton.