Why is Jack so gay?
Because he is.
Person Jokes
Two persons were in a car. The brakes were broken and they were going so fast that they would crash and die.
The driver said: "Oh no! We will die!" but the person sitting next to him replied: "Don't panic, the stop sign at the end of the road will stop us."
Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?
A: They don’t have a person in reality!
I’m back and have a joke my friend said!
Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: He went as himself.
So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"
Ashton Parkes.
"I’m going through a lot of things right now," I said frustratedly to the person on the line as I crashed straight through the next building in my car.
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
Kendon is a loser!
If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.
This is about Gwen.
I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.
I would like to say that Jace, I disagree with you a lot, and I think you’re a very delusional person.
Person: Hey, do you know what's the best thing in life?
...
You do realize that I said nothing, right?
Me: Exactly :)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get on the person's face.
Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.
Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.
The person next to me on my flight was shocked when they found out I was Arabian. I lagged so hard my gerber almost fell out of my pocket.
I made someone a PB and J sandwich... they died.
Who are you?
Yourself.
What did Caesar call a person?
She-Caesar.
