Person jokes
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"
Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?
Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.
Depressed person: *chokes on food*
*involuntary coughs until they can breathe*
"AWWW! I failed the race!"
POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."
i would try so hard not to laugh if that person was next to me
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
Is anyone going to Sawcon?
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
Why did the person get fired from the calendar factory?
Because they took a day off.
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?
Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.
Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.
What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer.
James Dalton.
What do you call an Indian?
Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.
Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.
He really shook things up today.
OLD KLADYBOFSIYTFJT
What do you call a person who tries to get you on a dating website... a Brodie.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels! We'll see him soon.
Ali A's face.