Person jokes
What do you call a down syndrome person that was hit by a car?
Mash potato.
Me nan.
I think you're eggcellent!
Why can't an orphan be a bully? Because they don't have parents.
What is a blind person's favorite color?
Black.
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
A person in NYC is shot every 5 minutes. Poor guy!
I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?
What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?
Coco Pops.
Like if you meet someone emo.
What's a mentally retarded person's favorite color? Clear.
Dave got a new job at the suicide hotline.
The manager shows him to his desk and Dave has a seat.
The manager says, "Remember! Your job is to make sure that the person at the other end of the line does not kill himself, no matter what! That's the one thing you have to do!"
Dave says "No problem! I will do exactly what you just told me!" and the manager leaves him to his job.
A few minutes, later Dave's phone rings.
"Hello?" Dave answers. No response for a few seconds, then a voice appears.
"My wife cheated on me," a man says. The man on the other end of the line is clearly depressed.
"I'm sorry to hear that," Dave says.
"I found out that she's been doing it for months; she says I don't treat her well enough. She's filing for divorce and threatening to take the kids from me. I don't know what to do. I just took up drinking and gambling, the pain goes away at first but it always comes back. I don't think I can even afford to see a psychiatrist; money is tight as it always is. I wish I could manage my finances better... I just don't see any way out. I think the only thing I can do that makes sense is to just kill myself."
Dave pauses for a moment, thinks, and then he asks:
"Wouldn't it make more sense to kill her?"
I would never kill an animal. I'm more of a people person.
If someone burns to death, do they get a discount at the crematorium?
What can you give a white person that you can't give to a black person?
A black eye.
How do you rape someone? By forcing them to do it with you! Please comment! Bad or good! :)
What's the difference between a Black person and a white person?
Black people don't shoot up schools.
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”.
If a person in a wheelchair runs you over, can you call it a "hit and can't run"?
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.