Person jokes
What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?
Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)
Let’s say there’s a person who should have never come to exist. How would you find them?
A: Look in a mirror.
What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.
Person: Guess what?
Other person: What?
Person: Chicken butt!
Helen Keller, more like hell 'n killer.
I offered to share a meal with a homeless person once, but he said, "Piss off and buy your own!"
What do you call a dwarf with autism? Matthew Michal?
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
What do you call a person who died in war?
Little Johnny.
What's sad and has no life? The person reading this.
Tyson?
One day, someone goes out into the forest to go hunting, and finds out there are a few others in the forest. He comes back the next day to learn he is the only person there.
Where are the others?
They're in his freezer.
Like if you know someone is emo.
Don't criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. So, when you criticize them, they won't be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you'll have their shoes.
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
What do you call a smart person in America?
A tourist.
Sally threw herself a birthday party, and only one person showed up. Who is it?
The grim reaper.
They can't say no if they're unconscious.
What would fall out of a tree first, a depressed person or a feather?
Answer: The feather wouldn't. The rope would stop the person from falling all the way.
A funny joke scenario.
Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.