Person jokes
Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.
What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer.
Why did the person get fired from the calendar factory?
Because they took a day off.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
i would try so hard not to laugh if that person was next to me
POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels! We'll see him soon.
Ali A's face.
What do you call a person who tries to get you on a dating website... a Brodie.
Taylor.
Wow, paint can, you have such a colorful personality!
When someone falls, you say to them, "I remember when I started to learn to walk."
Depressed person: *chokes on food*
*involuntary coughs until they can breathe*
"AWWW! I failed the race!"
Symptoms of Schizophrenia
The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two more of the following for at least one month:
Delusions
Hallucinations
I was in the car, and I got out and saw a deer walking sexy, and I'm like, "What the..."
During a show, I once asked the crowd if they were pro-guns, and the majority belted out in approval.
I asked a man in the front row why he was pro-guns, and he gave me the basic “personal protection liberty 2nd amendment” hooplah.
Very seriously, I told the crowd, “I’m pro-guns because I enjoy living in a world with only four Nirvana albums.”
My friend was the only one who laughed.
So my ex, who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though Will has a better haircut than me, but anyway, when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met, and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat.
Then I told her she has the Wendy's logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit, I was done.
Anyways, she cried lol.
Bill Cosplay