Person jokes
"You have to be more patient!" "Will it take a long time?"
🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦁🦁🦁🐩🐖🐒🐷🐵🐎+/;!¥/%? Fuckfuckfuuk of your own is also a joke about your relationship with Google and Twitter users who don't know what they think of their own personal life, and the way they have been involved since the last few years of debate is the only thing.
If a person shoots a person about to commit suicide, is it making it less painful, or is it murder?
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.
The person next to me on my flight was shocked when they found out I was Arabian. I lagged so hard my gerber almost fell out of my pocket.
What's a suicidal person's favorite type of bath bomb?
A toaster.
What do you call a person with no body or a nose?
Nobody knows.
Lorne Armstrong
Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?
They’re never straight with you.
Why does the disabled person scrunch his toilet paper up? Because that’s the way he rolls.
Person: You suck!
Me: Tell that to your mom, and she’ll say the same thing, honey. 😎
You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.
How do fat people settle arguments?
By seeing who can eat the most at a buffet.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair in a burning building?
Hot wheels! 😎
I want to be loved.
My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
Bored.