Person jokes

I find this website. I see this person named Gwen. I simp for her, but just for a troll. Next thing I know, we're somehow dating? Then her ex comes in and dates her again. Apparently, he is gay, and I'm pretty sure Gwen could be a boy, but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let y'all know this isn't really supposed to be a dating app or drama app, it's a joke app, and this isn't really a joke. But one last thing, you guys are all b*tches...

Ya nan!

Beau is gay.

Two persons were in a car. The brakes were broken and they were going so fast that they would crash and die.

The driver said: "Oh no! We will die!" but the person sitting next to him replied: "Don't panic, the stop sign at the end of the road will stop us."

Why is Jack so gay?

Because he is.

Me: Name all the planets.

Other person: Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Neptune, Mercury, Uranus.

Me: Not my anus!

Man's got that big bati, you know.

Q. What's the Premier of Alberta's favorite sex toy? A. I don't know, but I wish it were me.

Who are you?

Yourself.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get on the person's face.

Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.

You're so skinny that people can't even see you.

Kendon is a loser!

Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.

Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.

The person next to me on my flight was shocked when they found out I was Arabian. I lagged so hard my gerber almost fell out of my pocket.

I would like to say that Jace, I disagree with you a lot, and I think you’re a very delusional person.

This is about Gwen.

I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.

If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.

Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?

A: They don’t have a person in reality!