Person jokes
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Random person: Why?
You: To get to the idiot's house!
Random person: What?
You: Knock knock.
Random person: Who's there?
You: The chicken.
When someone falls, you say to them, "I remember when I started to learn to walk."
Taylor.
You're tiny!
You’re the type of person who would pee before a shower.
I remember locking my door, but then I went downstairs to hear someone say, "I'm inside your home." I said, "GTFO my house, BICH!"
What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.
My two moods are “I can’t believe I get to be a person” and “I can’t believe I have to be a person.”
I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.
Can anyone play me in a no limits femdom RP on Kik?
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.
What do you call a disabled person that can walk?
Enabled.
Alya and freshfry.
What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
Who is this Gwen everyone is talking about?
What was the name of the person who was mean?
The Canabully.
Oooo, Gabriel Casey.
You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?
Who is this Gwen person?