Person jokes
Why are you so tired if you can’t see? Because you are blind.
Make him read a book.
Person 1: Omg, my blind boyfriend cheated on me.
Person 2: What did you expect? Him to see other hoes...
I'm autistic, and I find these so funny.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
DEPRESSION SPEEDRUN starter-kit:
* Parental issues * Money problems * Genetic likeliness * Horrible friends * Annoying neighbors/classmates * School * Being alive * Actually being a good person for once * Giving a f#ck * War-ridden area * All future options kinda suck
Q: The person who makes it doesn't say what it is.
The person who receives it doesn't know what it is.
The person who knows what it is doesn't want it.
What am I?
A: A baby.
What's a dead person's favorite sentence?
"I made it."
What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.
Beau is gay.
You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.
What do you call an autistic person who is a dumbass? A dumbism.
Why can't an orphan be a bully? Because they don't have parents.
What do you call a person with a hole in their head? Dead.
You look too old to be living with your grandma.
I was at my grandparents' and saw someone breaking into a car. I told my grandpa, "He's trying to break into the car!" He said, "No, ours is in the garden."
I was in the car, and I got out and saw a deer walking sexy, and I'm like, "What the..."
What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
Yo hairline is so bad it looks like a fat person's stomach.