Person jokes
What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer.
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Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.
What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?
Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.
What do you call an Indian?
Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.
My two moods are “I can’t believe I get to be a person” and “I can’t believe I have to be a person.”
I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.
You’re the type of person who would pee before a shower.
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.
I remember locking my door, but then I went downstairs to hear someone say, "I'm inside your home." I said, "GTFO my house, BICH!"
What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)
What do you call a disabled person that can walk?
Enabled.
Can anyone play me in a no limits femdom RP on Kik?
What was the name of the person who was mean?
The Canabully.
You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?
Who is this Gwen everyone is talking about?
Alya and freshfry.
What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
Who is this Gwen person?