Person jokes

Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.

He really shook things up today.

I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.

I remember locking my door, but then I went downstairs to hear someone say, "I'm inside your home." I said, "GTFO my house, BICH!"

You’re the type of person who would pee before a shower.

This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.

What do you call a disabled person that can walk?

Enabled.

What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)

What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.

Who is this Gwen person?

You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?

You’re so short, I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.

Ramsey Bevan

Oooo, Gabriel Casey.

You: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Random person: Why?

You: To get to the idiot's house!

Random person: What?

You: Knock knock.

Random person: Who's there?

You: The chicken.

Wow, paint can, you have such a colorful personality!

You're tiny!

What does Stephen Hawking eat?

Khalil Abubakar

Taylor.

Shower thought: If everyone had schizophrenia, no one would know we had schizophrenia or know what it is!