Person jokes
Someone went to fly and thought of pizza.
This man has been through all kinda shit in his life. So one day, he finally looks at himself in the mirror and says, "If another person looks at me again, I'm going to kill myself." He looks at himself and no one ever heard from him again.
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
What do you call a person with no arms and legs?
You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
Cheesy Meme Of The Day!
My grandpa personally killed 3 German pilots. He was the worst mechanic Luftwaffe had.
Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.
Information has been leaked from government sources. When the current lock-up ends, the holder of the nation's purse, Fishi Rucksack, will launch a new initiative.
This will be to help the struggling "personal services" industry and will be labelled, "Sleep out to Help out."
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
Why did the person go to jail? He committed a crime.
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
What do you call a person who smokes?
Smokey the Bear.
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.
What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much?
Nose-less.
I go balls deep in your mum with no power.
What do you call a dwarf?
Adrian!
Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?
This is about Gwen.
I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.
You're so poor you stink like poo-poo in your doo-doo.
I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.
I just cut everyone.