Person jokes

When your friend gets involved with someone, it affects the friendship. Whenever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend, we should say I looked like the person you used to know, but I've been modified to survive in this relationship. If we have an argument and she's there, I might disagree with you; I'd rather continue to see her naked.

Shower thought: If everyone had schizophrenia, no one would know we had schizophrenia or know what it is!

Q. What do you call a rich person who is in a vegetative state?

A. A loaded potato.

POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."

I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"

Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?

Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.

Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.

@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.

Is anyone going to Sawcon?

What do you call an Indian?

Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.

What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer.

Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.

What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?

Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.

What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"

"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.

Why did the person get fired from the calendar factory?

Because they took a day off.

James Dalton.

Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.

He really shook things up today.

OLD KLADYBOFSIYTFJT

I remember locking my door, but then I went downstairs to hear someone say, "I'm inside your home." I said, "GTFO my house, BICH!"