Person jokes
What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)
Alya and freshfry.
What was the name of the person who was mean?
The Canabully.
Ramsey Bevan
Oooo, Gabriel Casey.
Memes
i would try so hard not to laugh if that person was next to me
You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?
Who is this Gwen person?
What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
Who is this Gwen everyone is talking about?
You’re so short, I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.
You're tiny!
Khalil Abubakar
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Random person: Why?
You: To get to the idiot's house!
Random person: What?
You: Knock knock.
Random person: Who's there?
You: The chicken.
When someone falls, you say to them, "I remember when I started to learn to walk."
What does Stephen Hawking eat?
Ali A's face.
Wow, paint can, you have such a colorful personality!
What do you call a person who tries to get you on a dating website... a Brodie.
Taylor.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels! We'll see him soon.