Person jokes
Why did the person go to jail?
He committed a crime.
What do you call a dwarf with autism? Matthew Michal?
Where do short people disappear on the first of December?
Santa's Workshop.
Yo mama such a quitter, she di[ed].
Ti girls yiman nyan kuni karhata Nina munh.
Bully: You are a piece of shit.
Person: No, I'm not a piece, and I'm not brown... so no, honey.
What do you sing on a dead person's birthday?
"Happy Death-Day To You!"
What happens when you suck?
You succ.
Nah, bruh, my hairline straighter than a gay person's.
Please encourage me to do suicide! ;P
🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦁🦁🦁🐩🐖🐒🐷🐵🐎+/;!¥/%? Fuckfuckfuuk of your own is also a joke about your relationship with Google and Twitter users who don't know what they think of their own personal life, and the way they have been involved since the last few years of debate is the only thing.
No one will fight me, who is brave and strong enough to beat this beta simp femboy?
What do you call a hungry person?
African.
My sister said that if you go to a random person's door, the sister will all Waze open it.
When a person went to a restaurant, they died once they were in. Three people were a suspect. Two were suspected because she served the food. Turns out, it was the food!
Jeffrey Epstein was a horrible person, but at least he killed Jeffrey Epstein.
9 people walked into Bunnings Warehouse.
2 people bought plants.
3 people bought shovels.
1 person yelled.
3 people left Bunnings Warehouse.
1 person was me. I guess those three people are fired! 💁♀️🤦♀️
The person to make the first cannabinol cookbook had a wife and ate (eight) children.
Why did the mushroom go to the party??
Because he was a fungi!
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅