Person jokes
What do you call a disabled person that has no legs and likes being alone?
Leaving, walking.
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face...
Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
I'm looking for the bartender.
Person named Bart:
You’re Russian when you go to the bathroom and Finnish when you come out. What are you in the bathroom?
European.
This is the true worst joke ever:
What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?
Hi!
What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?
It left him hanging.
Is anyone going to Sawcon?
What’s a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
When you're so rich that you can buy anything, you end up getting a cow in your living room. Yeah, anyways, my ex is still in my living room.
You're tiny!
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
Why are people born in December, January, and February easy to get along with?
They're cool and chill.
How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true, and then the person is a victim for sure.
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.
If a person with Down syndrome robs you, what do you say? “I’m up your Down.”