Person jokes

What do you call a person who tries to get you on a dating website... a Brodie.

Is anyone going to Sawcon?

I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"

Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?

Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.

POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."

@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.

What do you call an Indian?

Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.

What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"

Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.

When someone falls, you say to them, "I remember when I started to learn to walk."

Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.

What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer.

James Dalton.

Can anyone play me in a no limits femdom RP on Kik?

What was the name of the person who was mean?

The Canabully.

Alya and freshfry.

Who is this Gwen everyone is talking about?

My two moods are “I can’t believe I get to be a person” and “I can’t believe I have to be a person.”

How does a disabled person play chess?

I think you forgot they don't have legs.

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