Person jokes

A guy saw a person with a duck and said, "Where did you get a pig?"

The owner replied, "It's not a pig, dummy!"

The random guy said, "I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the duck."

What’s the difference from me and a gay person? You.

What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?

His left shoulder.

When a person asked to see her balance at a bank, they pushed him over.

You're so skinny you're a thin stick.

You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.

You're so ugly you got stuff for free.

You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.

You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.

You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.

When your friend gets involved with someone, it affects the friendship. Whenever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend, we should say I looked like the person you used to know, but I've been modified to survive in this relationship. If we have an argument and she's there, I might disagree with you; I'd rather continue to see her naked.

Is anyone going to Sawcon?

Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?

Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.

How does a disabled person play chess?

I think you forgot they don't have legs.

My two moods are “I can’t believe I get to be a person” and “I can’t believe I have to be a person.”

Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.

He really shook things up today.

I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.

What do you call a disabled person that can walk?

Enabled.

Can anyone play me in a no limits femdom RP on Kik?

This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.

I remember locking my door, but then I went downstairs to hear someone say, "I'm inside your home." I said, "GTFO my house, BICH!"

You’re the type of person who would pee before a shower.

James Dalton.

What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer.

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