Person jokes
If someone has a gun and tries to shoot you, just say, “Hipity hoppity, that gun is my property.”
Can anyone play me in a no limits femdom RP on Kik?
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.
Sometimes a depressed person is antidepression.
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.
Person you don't know, my name.
See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.
Why can't a homeless person be seen around your wife?
Because she'll ask for her cardboard box! Ahahah.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?
Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.
Orphans don't have parents!!1! ahahahaha ahahaha plz like and subscribe and hit that bell icon #logang #imagamerpersonwedontfuckwiththegenderbinary #wedontfuckingeneral #nofilter #rememberifyousubscribethenisubscribeback
The kid that died is cut in half, and you see the next trap. It looks like a giant pit that you have to jump over, and you clear it, but you feel something on your back, and you realize that there is a spike that comes up when you jump over. You see the other contestant jump over. You try to warn them to not step over because they would get stabbed, but they ignore you and then get hit by the spike. The next obstacle is a wall that slams on a wall. You wait until the wall closes, and you quickly run through. The next person runs through, and they get to live.
Sorry, this is small. This is also a part two.
Another joke, I know they suck.
What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.
I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"
"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.