Person jokes
Where do short people disappear on the first of December?
Santa's Workshop.
Jeffrey Epstein was a horrible person, but at least he killed Jeffrey Epstein.
Please encourage me to do suicide! ;P
Yo mama such a quitter, she di[ed].
Ti girls yiman nyan kuni karhata Nina munh.
Bully: You are a piece of shit.
Person: No, I'm not a piece, and I'm not brown... so no, honey.
When a person went to a restaurant, they died once they were in. Three people were a suspect. Two were suspected because she served the food. Turns out, it was the food!
The person to make the first cannabinol cookbook had a wife and ate (eight) children.
9 people walked into Bunnings Warehouse.
2 people bought plants.
3 people bought shovels.
1 person yelled.
3 people left Bunnings Warehouse.
1 person was me. I guess those three people are fired! 💁♀️🤦♀️
Why did the mushroom go to the party??
Because he was a fungi!
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅
Lee Bryan
What is the difference between a human and a magic house!?
A magic house 🏡 can fly, and a human can walk.
I think you're eggcellent!
When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!
"GWEN, can you help me? There's some person messing with me. There name is JADSA, something like that. Look for a joke named Jayden."
Bored.
Person you don't know, my name.
Raffie?
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.