Person jokes
I go balls deep in your mum with no power.
What do you call a dwarf with autism? Matthew Michal?
Why did the person go to jail?
He committed a crime.
Nah, bruh, my hairline straighter than a gay person's.
Where do short people disappear on the first of December?
Santa's Workshop.
Jeffrey Epstein was a horrible person, but at least he killed Jeffrey Epstein.
Ti girls yiman nyan kuni karhata Nina munh.
No one will fight me, who is brave and strong enough to beat this beta simp femboy?
My sister said that if you go to a random person's door, the sister will all Waze open it.
What do you call a hungry person?
African.
🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦁🦁🦁🐩🐖🐒🐷🐵🐎+/;!¥/%? Fuckfuckfuuk of your own is also a joke about your relationship with Google and Twitter users who don't know what they think of their own personal life, and the way they have been involved since the last few years of debate is the only thing.
When a person went to a restaurant, they died once they were in. Three people were a suspect. Two were suspected because she served the food. Turns out, it was the food!
Yo mama such a quitter, she di[ed].
Bully: You are a piece of shit.
Person: No, I'm not a piece, and I'm not brown... so no, honey.
What do you sing on a dead person's birthday?
"Happy Death-Day To You!"
What happens when you suck?
You succ.
Please encourage me to do suicide! ;P
The person to make the first cannabinol cookbook had a wife and ate (eight) children.
9 people walked into Bunnings Warehouse.
2 people bought plants.
3 people bought shovels.
1 person yelled.
3 people left Bunnings Warehouse.
1 person was me. I guess those three people are fired! 💁♀️🤦♀️
Why did the mushroom go to the party??
Because he was a fungi!