You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?
Person Jokes
Who is this Gwen person?
Taylor.
Shower thought: If everyone had schizophrenia, no one would know we had schizophrenia or know what it is!
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
Why did the person get fired from the calendar factory?
Because they took a day off.
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."
I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"
Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?
Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels! We'll see him soon.
Wow, paint can, you have such a colorful personality!
Khalil Abubakar
What does Stephen Hawking eat?
What do you call a person who tries to get you on a dating website... a Brodie.
Ali A's face.
When someone falls, you say to them, "I remember when I started to learn to walk."
You're tiny!
