Person jokes
How does a crazy person get to the woods?
He takes the psychopath.
When a person asked to see her balance at a bank, they pushed him over.
Things said by racist aliens: "Some of my best friends are Green." "I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship." "You're very pretty for a Purple girl." "We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!" "Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people." "You 2-headed people are so stupid!" "No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes." "Get the hell out of my store you grigger!" "The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"
Why should you lose your virginity to an autistic person?
Because virginity needs to be lost with someone special.
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
A man went to buy 5 undies, so he said, "Hi, 5 undies, please, 1 for each weekday." Then another man comes and said, "Hi, 7 undies please, 1 for each day, and they'll finish cleaning by Sunday." So the cashier said, "Now that's more like it!" And then another person said, "Hi, 12 undies please, wait, I'm gonna double check... January... fe"
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
Ti girls yiman nyan kuni karhata Nina munh.
You're the type of person to play "Girl on Fire" during a funeral.
Why did the person take crayons to the bedroom?
To draw the curtains.
What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?
Air quality alert code brown!
My sister said that if you go to a random person's door, the sister will all Waze open it.
What’s the difference between cereal and a baby?
I personally think cereal is not nutritious.
"What do you tell a person with depression?
Just hang in there, buddy!"
What do you call a person with nobody and no nose?
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
I saw three people online on this site... Hope you guys will commit suicide tonight.
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won't cut itself.
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."