Person jokes
James Dalton.
OLD KLADYBOFSIYTFJT
My two moods are “I can’t believe I get to be a person” and “I can’t believe I have to be a person.”
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.
What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)
Memes
i would try so hard not to laugh if that person was next to me
I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.
Alya and freshfry.
Can anyone play me in a no limits femdom RP on Kik?
What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
What was the name of the person who was mean?
The Canabully.
Who is this Gwen everyone is talking about?
Ramsey Bevan
Oooo, Gabriel Casey.
You’re so short, I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.
You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?
Who is this Gwen person?
Taylor.
Shower thought: If everyone had schizophrenia, no one would know we had schizophrenia or know what it is!
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
Why did the person get fired from the calendar factory?
Because they took a day off.