Person jokes

Mood

My two moods are “I can’t believe I get to be a person” and “I can’t believe I have to be a person.”

Chess

How does a disabled person play chess?

I think you forgot they don't have legs.

Memes

Laugh

i would try so hard not to laugh if that person was next to me

A picture of Shrek with the text "WHEN THE TEACHER IS YELLING AT SOMEONE AND YOU TRY NOT TO LAUGH".

Car

I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.

Difference

What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.

Height

You’re so short, I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.

Sex

You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?

Schizophrenia

Shower thought: If everyone had schizophrenia, no one would know we had schizophrenia or know what it is!

Guy

What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"