Person jokes
What happens when you suck?
You succ.
Yo mama such a quitter, she di[ed].
Bully: You are a piece of shit.
Person: No, I'm not a piece, and I'm not brown... so no, honey.
Where do short people disappear on the first of December?
Santa's Workshop.
Jeffrey Epstein was a horrible person, but at least he killed Jeffrey Epstein.
Memes
The dnd person in the back of the class
The person to make the first cannabinol cookbook had a wife and ate (eight) children.
9 people walked into Bunnings Warehouse.
2 people bought plants.
3 people bought shovels.
1 person yelled.
3 people left Bunnings Warehouse.
1 person was me. I guess those three people are fired! 💁♀️🤦♀️
Why did the mushroom go to the party??
Because he was a fungi!
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅
Lee Bryan
What is the difference between a human and a magic house!?
A magic house 🏡 can fly, and a human can walk.
I think you're eggcellent!
When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!
"GWEN, can you help me? There's some person messing with me. There name is JADSA, something like that. Look for a joke named Jayden."
Bored.
A "type person" is addicted to eating sugar.
When the doctor saw this, he said,
"From Type 2 Diabetes!"
Get it?
Person you don't know, my name.
Me: Hi Jaiden.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: Leave me alone, weirdo.
Me: Wow, says the one who didn't pass 3rd grade.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: *hits*
Me: *calls FBI and puts on gloves and stabs random person then gives knife to Jaiden and takes off gloves* Bye bye.
FBI: FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!
A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)
I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂
Raffie?