Person jokes

I saw a person raping a woman in an alleyway. I decided to help...she doesn't stand a chance between us.

So, a guy walks into a gas station and walks to the person working and says, "Can I have a Kit Kat Chunky?" So she gets him one, and then he says, "No, I want a normal Kit Kat, you fat bitch!"

Why is falone mentally disabled?

Who knows, and quite frankly, who cares?

A person asks a taxidermist what they do for a living. The taxidermist replies, "Oh, you know, stuff."

What is a self-harm person's favorite game?

Fruit Ninja.

In my free time, I like to help blind people.

Verb, not adjective.

How does the next train stop for a depressive person? Death.

The closest thing in a depressed person's life is a knife and his/her throat.

I was on a bus when this girl offered to blow me for $5.

...and never being a person to pass up a good deal, I gave her $5 and watched her do her thing. After she was finished she lit up a cigarette and started smoking right there on the bus.

I was disgusted. I thought to myself, "What is this world coming to? Who sells cigarettes to a 12 year old?"

You're cheap; no one even pays attention.

What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!

Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.

Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."

So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog.

When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.

What do EMO kids use as birth control? Their Personalities.

It isn't rap music if it isn't about rape.

What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?

Rolling Loud 🎸🎸

What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?

A toaster.

Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?

A: Disabled.

A person had a child named Bl, another named Es, and one named S. The next was named You. They were a very unholy family.

Their children were shamed upon because their names spell out "Bless you."

How can you surprise someone who is blind?

Leave a plunger in the toilet.

Wanna know something funny?

Me, because I'm funny looking.