Person jokes
What do you call a person with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
What is a suicidal horny person's job?
A butcher.
They say they'll stay, but I left first.
The teacher says to do your homework. I do. My friends do. One person never does any of his homework.
Eventually, we had to have fun. He said he didn't do it. WOW what did he do? I like to think he got smacked and nearly committed suicide.
What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common?
Both are sick and twisted.
Things said by racist aliens: "Some of my best friends are Green." "I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship." "You're very pretty for a Purple girl." "We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!" "Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people." "You 2-headed people are so stupid!" "No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes." "Get the hell out of my store you grigger!" "The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again, but if life is a labyrinth, I'd always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favorite...
Hi, I'm cool.
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣
What do you call a gay person who is gay but just can't admit it? A Filipino.
What's a suicidal person's favorite drink?
The depressay expressay.
Just kidding, bleach!
What do you call it when a person with Down syndrome gets friendzoned?
Chromozoned.
Everyone always has a special person in their life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus.
You're the type of person to wash your hands after a shower.
Never take a person canoeing or kayaking if they had a cerebrovascular accident.
They’ll hear the one word they hate the most: “STROKE, STROKE, STROKE!”
What's a homeless person's favorite cookie?
Pooreos.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?
Vegetable soup.
I can’t watch anime anymore when my friend’s grandpa is in the house.
He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war.
If a person walks off a hundred-foot cliff and halfway down screams, "Why did I do that?" Then a second person walks off the same one-hundred-foot cliff and screams the same verse, "Why did I do that?" Then another person walks off the cliff and screams the same line, "Why did I do that," and the next person does the same thing. What do you call that?
(Stupid People)