Person Jokes

I remember locking my door, but then I went downstairs to hear someone say, "I'm inside your home." I said, "GTFO my house, BICH!"

Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.

He really shook things up today.

My two moods are “I can’t believe I get to be a person” and “I can’t believe I have to be a person.”

How does a disabled person play chess?

I think you forgot they don't have legs.

I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.