Person jokes
What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?
"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.
Tyson?
Xzavier sucked off little Johnny.
Wow, paint can, you have such a colorful personality!
If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE!
What's the difference between Christianity and Scientology?
One is accepted as a cult by most people and the other has most people brainwashed.
What do you call Bill Tran?
Stupid noob.
What do you call a flat-chested depressed person?
A cutting board.
Me: If a skinny person goes skinny dipping, then what do fat people do?
My friend: Chunky dunks.
The media's relationship with Hillary is just like Bill's relationship with Hillary. The relationship is unwanted and forced, and they'll move on to the next person any chance they get.
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What kind of person will steal Captain Hook's hook?
Answer: A hooker.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
Oliver
Alya?
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
What would Patrick be if he was a dumbass and an autistic person?
A dumbism star.