What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer.
Person Jokes
I remember locking my door, but then I went downstairs to hear someone say, "I'm inside your home." I said, "GTFO my house, BICH!"
You’re the type of person who would pee before a shower.
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.
What do you call a disabled person that can walk?
Enabled.
Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.
He really shook things up today.
James Dalton.
OLD KLADYBOFSIYTFJT
My two moods are “I can’t believe I get to be a person” and “I can’t believe I have to be a person.”
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.
What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)
I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.
Alya and freshfry.
Can anyone play me in a no limits femdom RP on Kik?
What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
What was the name of the person who was mean?
The Canabully.
Who is this Gwen everyone is talking about?
Ramsey Bevan
Oooo, Gabriel Casey.
You’re so short, I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.