Person jokes
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
I made it, DON'T COPY!!!
How to kick a deaf person off the plane:
Step 1: Pretend to yell and get some friends to do it, too.
Step 2: Tell your friends to raise both of their hands.
Step 3: He's out of the plane on a parachute.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
I got my sister a book and she cried there, but I forgot she was blind.
Funni
Others, tearfully: Stop shipping real people!!
Me, packing an old lady in a FedEx box: Nope!
So, a person walked into a shop.
Shop guy: "Hey RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD."
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Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you.
Me: At least I have a brain unlike you.
Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you.
Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella?
Bully: How would you know that?
Me: Because she told me herself.
Bully: How exactly?
Me: She's on the phone right now.
Phone: *High pitched animal noises*
Me: Told you so!
The gayest person in the world is Pacman, because I can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Random person: Why?
You: To get to the idiot's house!
Random person: What?
You: Knock knock.
Random person: Who's there?
You: The chicken.
You: Say "addicted" after everything I say.
Person: Uh okay.
You: When you're obsessed with candy you are...?
Person: Addicted.
You: When you're obsessed with drugs you are...?
Person: Addicted.
You: What hit you in the face last night?
Person: Addicted... *laughs*
(It's supposed to sound like "A dick did")
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza?
Pizza won't cut itself.
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face...
Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
What's the difference between a pizza & a person?
A pizza doesn't scream when I try to shove it into an oven...
Q: What kind of person has 100% ambition and never gives up if someone gets in their way?
A: A rapist.
An emo tried to high-five a tree.
It left him hanging.
What’s one thing that a gay person is scared of?
A gay guy that’s straight!
¿Hola, quién es?
So this guy we talked to wanted me to leave forever, and we said, "What? You never want to hear from me again?"
Like if you know someone is emo and comment "emo🇷🇺."