Person jokes
Bully: You are a piece of shit.
Person: No, I'm not a piece, and I'm not brown... so no, honey.
Nah, bruh, my hairline straighter than a gay person's.
The person to make the first cannabinol cookbook had a wife and ate (eight) children.
9 people walked into Bunnings Warehouse.
2 people bought plants.
3 people bought shovels.
1 person yelled.
3 people left Bunnings Warehouse.
1 person was me. I guess those three people are fired! 💁♀️🤦♀️
Why did the mushroom go to the party??
Because he was a fungi!
Memes
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅
Lee Bryan
What is the difference between a human and a magic house!?
A magic house 🏡 can fly, and a human can walk.
I think you're eggcellent!
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
Me: Hi Jaiden.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: Leave me alone, weirdo.
Me: Wow, says the one who didn't pass 3rd grade.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: *hits*
Me: *calls FBI and puts on gloves and stabs random person then gives knife to Jaiden and takes off gloves* Bye bye.
FBI: FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!
Person you don't know, my name.
"GWEN, can you help me? There's some person messing with me. There name is JADSA, something like that. Look for a joke named Jayden."
When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!
Bored.
A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)
I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂
A "type person" is addicted to eating sugar.
When the doctor saw this, he said,
"From Type 2 Diabetes!"
Get it?
Raffie?
What’s the difference from me and a gay person? You.
A guy saw a person with a duck and said, "Where did you get a pig?"
The owner replied, "It's not a pig, dummy!"
The random guy said, "I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the duck."