Person jokes
In his dream, some people gave the Hodja nine gold coins, but Hodja wanted ten. So he refused them. Suddenly, he awoke and saw that his hands were empty. So, he quickly closed his eyes again and said, "It's okay, I'll take the nine coins."
I'm dead! 😂💀💀
I moved so much stone today.
I feel like a guy from Palestine looking for his wife.
The person I hate: Omg, my mom and dad just died.
Me: Omg, I am so sorry, don't worry.
The person I hate: I have a boyfriend.
Me: Well, I have a mom and dad.
The person I hate: Rood.
Me: Shut up.
Somebody asked me, "What's that on your arm?" I just said, "My cats got OCD."
This is the true worst joke ever:
What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?
Hi!
You are so skinny that they won't let you ride a fucking roller coaster because you flew before.
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
Knock knock.
Me, a person: Who's there?
A: Deez nuts!
What did the rope say to my depressed ass?
~ Hey, you wanna hang?
Your sister: You're so ugly.
Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?
You: “Knock knock.” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf.” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house!”
*Apple bottom jeans plays*
They say there's a person capable of murder in every friendship group. I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the gay (guys/girls) house.
(Wait awhile) then ask “knock knock?” Other person says “Who’s there?”
A: The chicken.
You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.
A guy and a woman are walking into a forest. The woman says she is lonely. The guy then says, "Don't worry, there will be a third person in a little while."
How long does it take for a depressed person to change a light bulb?
5 days. & I’m pretty proud of myself.
What is it called when a depressed person gets a stroke?
A stroke of luck :)
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings?
Because he is Stephen HAWKings.
One day, two friends found a treasure map. So they decided to try to find the treasure.
After several hours they found the treasure. It was a suit that gives the person wearing it super strength. One of the friends wore the suit and hugged the other friend. They were both red.