Person jokes
what do you call an emo person who's not depressed?
dead.
So this guy we talked to wanted me to leave forever, and we said, "What? You never want to hear from me again?"
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
What do you call someone who is extra virgin?
Mrs. Frame.
How do you know someone is autistic?
They get stuck in a loop very often.
I took 7 coins from someone. He even came back from the dead to get them.
What do you call a Mexican without a car?
Carlos.
Did you hear the one about the deaf person?
Me: No.
That's because they can't hear, so they don't talk.
Robert Ryall
It isn't rap music if it isn't about rape.
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
What did one cheese say to the other cheese?
"Hello, it's a nice day, do you have any plans on what you're going to do?"... The other cheese was taken back by his politeness and friendliness, they agreed to meet again, and were soon married and lived happily ever after. Let this tale of the two cheeses inspire you to be a better person.
Person 1: “Hey, today was great!”
Person 2: “What happened?”
Person 1: “I ran into my ex today.”
Person 2: “What’s so great about that?”
Person 1: “I was in my car.”
Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do? Oh, never mind, I'm not homo like you.
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
I'm illegal.