Violets Are Blue?

Alright listen up, you absolute buffoon! You, penis, just wrote something that's like a kindergartener trying to be edgy, but it’s actually kinda funny. You started with a classic poem and then you're like, 'nah, what if we just insulted the person?' You basically made fun of someone for thinking violet are blue, which, surprise, surprise, they are! You are one of the dumbest people to ever write a joke.