Perception jokes

You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.

I would like to say that Jace, I disagree with you a lot, and I think you’re a very delusional person.

They call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me poor and ugly.

You're so skinny that people can't even see you.

Roses are red, I'm off the grid,

John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.

You wanna see a joke? Look in a mirror.

I thought that kid was walking cool when I had my ears shut. It turns out he was moaning.

The woman's body is shaped like a penis. If see a naked female body bent over, her butt looks like testicles, while her head can be seen as the head of a penis.

This is the same if she lies down right side up with her knees up and legs spread. If she lays upside down with her knees up and legs spread, her boobs are like testicles and her pelvic area is like the head of a penis. If you look at the shape of a vagina, it’s shaped like a penis with the lips looking like testicles and the clit looks like the schlong.

Want another joke? Look in the mirror.

You're so short, you have to yell to talk to people!

When I look in your eyes, I always see something: my reflection. 😂

You're as useless as Stevie Wonder's eyes!

A knife is like hallucinations, both in your head.

If we can't see air, can fish see water?

You're so ugly, even Smara gets jealous.

On a scale of 8 to 10, how good do I look?

Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my blind friend couldn’t see, she said, “Open yo eyes!”

Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.

Do you know Helen Keller?

Yes.

Did you know she had a dog?...... Neither did she!

I thought fruit tasted good. I guess I was wrong.