Perception jokes

I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.

You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.

You wanna see a joke? Look in a mirror.

I thought that kid was walking cool when I had my ears shut. It turns out he was moaning.

The woman's body is shaped like a penis. If see a naked female body bent over, her butt looks like testicles, while her head can be seen as the head of a penis.

This is the same if she lies down right side up with her knees up and legs spread. If she lays upside down with her knees up and legs spread, her boobs are like testicles and her pelvic area is like the head of a penis. If you look at the shape of a vagina, it’s shaped like a penis with the lips looking like testicles and the clit looks like the schlong.

Want another joke? Look in the mirror.

If we can't see air, can fish see water?

When I look in your eyes, I always see something: my reflection. 😂

You're so short, you have to yell to talk to people!

You're so ugly, even Smara gets jealous.

On a scale of 8 to 10, how good do I look?

A knife is like hallucinations, both in your head.

Do you know Helen Keller?

Yes.

Did you know she had a dog?...... Neither did she!

Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.

Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my blind friend couldn’t see, she said, “Open yo eyes!”

I thought fruit tasted good. I guess I was wrong.

Your butt is so fat, I can remove 90% of beauty with a tissue.

Have you seen the inside of Helen Keller's houses? She hasn't.

Gwen is a 40-year-old man, I think.

Just 'cause I have a big penis doesn't mean I can't have sex.