Perception jokes

You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭

Beautiful people should read this quote: "God gave you beauty but not brains."

I am never wrong. One time I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.

There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.

She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."

Son said, "But I can't see."

Mom said, "That's the point."

Husband: Hey honey, words can’t describe how beautiful you are.

Wife: Aww, thanks.

Husband: But numbers can. 0 out of 10.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a doll house in her backyard? Neither did she.

Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.

A blind man was walking into a fish market. He took a deep breath and said, “Good morning, ladies!”

Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!

Girlfriend: "Would you still love me if I was a figment of your imagination?"

My schizophrenic ass: Of course I would.

How do you know a woman is blind?

Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.

I saw names carved into a tree and thought it was romantic. Until I realized how many people bring knives on dates.

If two blind people meet, one of them says: "Long time, no see!"

If I had a dollar for every gender, I would have 2 dollars and a bunch of counterfeits.

Hey, you have something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.

Skinny deformed creature in the distance.

If you're going shopping at school, what color would I like to smell: True or False?

What is it about a beard and glasses that children find so sexy?

What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.

Jamal: Dads CAN grow on trees, Joseph.

Joseph: No, they don't.

Jamal: Yes, they do. I've seen it.

Joseph: ... that's not what you thought it was.