Perception jokes

Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝

“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”

Yo mama so fat.

She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.

I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.

You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭

Say no to drugs, kids. Suddenly, the poster disappeared. I hallucinated. Must have been the cocaine.

A dog found a bone. Then he was walking happily across the street, and he saw a bridge. He decided to walk on the bridge. He saw his reflection and thought it was another dog. Then he barked at him, and the bone fell in the river. The dog said, "What a fool I have been," and walked away.

Why are blind people gay?

Cause.

"That's not my age; it's just not true.

My heart is young; the time just flew.

I'm staring at this strange old face, and someone else is in my space."

So, is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable?

They call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me poor and ugly.

Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my blind friend couldn’t see, she said, “Open yo eyes!”

Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.

Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.

Q: How do you see a bad joke?

A: Look in the mirror.

Son: Hey Dad, what's an alcoholic?

Dad: Well son, do you see those 4 cars? An alcoholic would see 8.

Son: Dad, there are only 2 cars.

When deaf people see someone yawning, do they think they're screaming?

Are you a mirror, because I see myself in you?

Two blondes fell in a hole and one asked, "It's dark in here, isn't it?" and the other one says, "I don't know, I can't see."

This one kid I knew had Down syndrome, and he turned a mirror upside down trying to get rid of it.

So last week I gave my blind friend a cheese grater. The next two weeks he told me that was the most violent book he has ever read.