Perception jokes
Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.
Have you seen the inside of Helen Keller's houses? She hasn't.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common?
Both stare off into space.
I have 3 eyes, 2 ears, and 6 mouths, what am I?
UGLY!
Music days be like:
What is always moving but we never see it walk?
Time! Hahahaha!
When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:
"Enjoy the little things."
Gwen is a 40-year-old man, I think.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.
Lesbians and blind women wear the same clothes.
Why are cops worried about drunk drivers and not elderly drivers?
Why couldn’t the house see?
The blinds were down.
So, is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable?
Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.
If your blind girlfriend says you have a big cock, she's probably just pulling your leg.
Hellen Keller once said, "love is not something you see or hear, it is something you feel," but of course she said it like this "fbfebsovbforbw urbwbwvorb."
Why did the legless kid think he won a race? Because everybody already left.
Once a naked woman robs a bank, but sadly, no one can remember her face...
What do you call the worst joke ever?
Well, according to my mom, I am.
When I have a staring contest, I always win.
Every day, I see blind people who hate me.