Perception jokes

What's Helen Keller's favorite color?

Corduroy.

Did you know that Helen Keller has a swing in her backyard?

Neither did she.

I was looking for my sister... I looked down at my feet and saw her.

You know, most people take rocks for granite... sorry.

Friend: *hits head* Others: How many fingers am I holding up? Me to friend: How suicidal am I on a scale from one to ten? Friend: Ten Me: He's fine guys.

I just found out I'm colorblind!

The diagnosis came completely out of the orange!

I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.

A blind man walked into me at a store. I said, "Watch it, bitch!" and he said, "Sorry, I didn't see you there."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?

"That's not my age; it's just not true.

My heart is young; the time just flew.

I'm staring at this strange old face, and someone else is in my space."

One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol

Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you?

Yes, I'm CUTE.

C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty.

At the funeral of a family friend, I was chatting to June, an elderly lady I hadn’t seen since I was a teenager. I was thrilled when she told me what a beautiful young woman I’d become.

On the journey home, I remarked to my mother how lovely it had been to see June again.

“Yes, it’s such a shame that she’s gone blind,” she said sadly.

When deaf people see someone yawning, do they think they're screaming?

So, is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable?

I see some objects over there... oh, never mind, that's a woman.

Can you see me?

A blind comedian walks into a room, or did he? Dun, dun, dun!

Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.