One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. ππππππππππππLol
Perception Jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you?
Yes, I'm CUTE.
C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty.
At the funeral of a family friend, I was chatting to June, an elderly lady I hadnβt seen since I was a teenager. I was thrilled when she told me what a beautiful young woman Iβd become.
On the journey home, I remarked to my mother how lovely it had been to see June again.
βYes, itβs such a shame that sheβs gone blind,β she said sadly.
When deaf people see someone yawning, do they think they're screaming?
So, is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable?
I see some objects over there... oh, never mind, that's a woman.
Can you see me?
A blind comedian walks into a room, or did he? Dun, dun, dun!
Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.
A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.
Apparently, "in HD" wasn't a good answer.
One man's trash is another man's treasure... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.
When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:
"Enjoy the little things."
How does a blind person know when a skydive has finished?
The dog lead went slack.
The optimist thinks the glass is half full. The pessimist thinks the glass is half empty. The feminist thinks the glass is raping them.
A blind guy walks into a bar with his seeing eye dog. He then picks his dog up by the tail and starts to swing him around. The bartender asks him, "Hey man, what the hell you doing?"
Blind guy says, "Just looking around."
Me: I look up to you.
Friend: Wow, thanks!
Me: But in general cuz your so tall.
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. Next week he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.
Did you know that Helen Keller had a dog?
Well, neither did she!
Why is a tree brown?
If you are thinking about this, you are racist.
