Perception jokes

Roses are black, violets are black.

I’m colorblind.

Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.

What's Helen Keller's favorite color?

Corduroy.

Did you know that Helen Keller has a swing in her backyard?

Neither did she.

I was looking for my sister... I looked down at my feet and saw her.

You know, most people take rocks for granite... sorry.

Friend: *hits head* Others: How many fingers am I holding up? Me to friend: How suicidal am I on a scale from one to ten? Friend: Ten Me: He's fine guys.

I just found out I'm colorblind!

The diagnosis came completely out of the orange!

I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.

A blind man walked into me at a store. I said, "Watch it, bitch!" and he said, "Sorry, I didn't see you there."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?

"That's not my age; it's just not true.

My heart is young; the time just flew.

I'm staring at this strange old face, and someone else is in my space."

One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol

Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you?

Yes, I'm CUTE.

C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty.

At the funeral of a family friend, I was chatting to June, an elderly lady I hadn’t seen since I was a teenager. I was thrilled when she told me what a beautiful young woman I’d become.

On the journey home, I remarked to my mother how lovely it had been to see June again.

“Yes, it’s such a shame that she’s gone blind,” she said sadly.

When deaf people see someone yawning, do they think they're screaming?

So, is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable?

I see some objects over there... oh, never mind, that's a woman.

Can you see me?