Perception jokes

Dark humor is just like food, not everybody gets it.

Son: Hey Dad, what's an alcoholic?

Dad: Well son, do you see those 4 cars? An alcoholic would see 8.

Son: Dad, there are only 2 cars.

When fat people smash, it must feel like a huge submarine hitting you.

Your butt is so fat, I can remove 90% of beauty with a tissue.

What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.

Why did Helen Keller ride a broken roller coaster?

She didn't see anything wrong with it.

You are the joke.

All trucks are monster trucks if you’re afraid of trucks.

What is Helen Keller's favorite color?

Velcro.

What dog can’t see a dog that’s blind?

Are you a mirror, because I see myself in you?

What problems might a blind child run into?

A wall.

What do blind people take for granted? Sight.

You're so damn ugly that the robbers only go into your house to close the blinds.

Roses are black, violets are black.

I’m colorblind.

Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.

What's Helen Keller's favorite color?

Corduroy.

Did you know that Helen Keller has a swing in her backyard?

Neither did she.

I was looking for my sister... I looked down at my feet and saw her.

You know, most people take rocks for granite... sorry.