You are the joke.
Perception Jokes
All trucks are monster trucks if you’re afraid of trucks.
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
What dog can’t see a dog that’s blind?
Are you a mirror, because I see myself in you?
What problems might a blind child run into?
A wall.
What do blind people take for granted? Sight.
You're so damn ugly that the robbers only go into your house to close the blinds.
Roses are black, violets are black.
I’m colorblind.
Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.
What's Helen Keller's favorite color?
Corduroy.
Did you know that Helen Keller has a swing in her backyard?
Neither did she.
I was looking for my sister... I looked down at my feet and saw her.
You know, most people take rocks for granite... sorry.
Friend: *hits head* Others: How many fingers am I holding up? Me to friend: How suicidal am I on a scale from one to ten? Friend: Ten Me: He's fine guys.
I just found out I'm colorblind!
The diagnosis came completely out of the orange!
I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.
A blind man walked into me at a store. I said, "Watch it, bitch!" and he said, "Sorry, I didn't see you there."
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?
"That's not my age; it's just not true.
My heart is young; the time just flew.
I'm staring at this strange old face, and someone else is in my space."
