What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?
Death.
People Jokes
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
People have been telling me that you can get things for free now.
The other day I saw a sign saying "FREE PALESTINE."
Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?
Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?
Boy's pants are half off.
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs? Matt.
Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.
They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket.
They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.
6 looks like someone facing up.
9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.
It's quite ironic that people tell you "Happy Birthday," then they want to give you a spanking.
I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.
All people are invited!
We have a lot! Enjoy!
How many people does it take to wash the dishes?
Only Juan.
Why do homeless people commit crimes?
They get a bed in jail.
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
Who remembers when Gwen was the only thing people talked about on this website?
You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
