People jokes
I make many jokes about jobless people, but none of them are working.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it). I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait... it’s just one.
Why couldn’t people use the George Floyd action figure? Because it was vacuum sealed.
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?
Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?
2001/9/11.
I just came up with a really good deaf people joke! The great thing is that they won't be able to hear it!
How are Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same? They both hit the ground really hard.
Why do people hate abortion jokes?
It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.
Some of the most convincing people you'll ever listen to are born liars; usually they're called politicians.
How do you know a cannibal picnic is over?
Everyone's eaten.
People keep telling me they hope Kenny never has kids.
I don't think that's a worry. His mom is much too old to get pregnant.
People who are annoying. There are two of them.
1. Capet.
2. Akeld.
The winner is "Akeld," although Jordan Calerendiá comes in with a tie. Yah! Not really!
Why are all fat people bad drivers?
They are all hungover.
Did you hear on the news that a midget psychic broke out of jail?
There is a small medium at large.
What do you call autistic people with guns? Special forces.
People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams.
In a white van.
Why don’t Chinese people model? Because it would look like the same model every time.
What do Chinese people order: noodles in bed with some fried cat?
I sometimes want rampage, but what good would that do?
I look for a way out, but there's not even a light shining through.
The times where all is dark, are the times that I need a mark.
Though people say that nobody will care, the truth is: there's always one who's fair.
That person may not be the one you expect, but I am here with a passion to redirect.
Once there was a time where I tried to end it all, because I only looked on the dark side.
Truth was I wanted to be heard, to be respected, to let someone know.
But that was in the past and this isn't about my dark ride, it's time for others to know that only a few words, can extinguish a glow.