Why do people eat food.
Coz it tastes good lol
What do people with cancer always want to watch
•finding Chemo
What’s the difference between an Orphan and a sugar donut? People want donuts.
I tell short people to reach for the stars
They are always a bit short of reach
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.
I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help. Later that week I ran into them on the dance floor, one of them asked me if I wanted to dance I told her no, the other asked me if I knew what was cracking, I calmly said the floor.
If a blind person can’t see then, do they sleep?
They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep
Kids make a lot of plans for people who can't drive anywhere.
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean! British: At least our towers didn’t fall😎
When there is more suicidal people it means there is less suicidal people that means there is infinite generator of them
People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable even god himself couldn’t destroy it God: Ok bet where’s my icebergs?
when Helen Keller drives a car people call here Asian
what did the orphan say to its parents? hey mom and dad oh wait ur not my parents i dont have nun will u adopt me pls they people:no
When your friends talking about sports: Jake says " It was 17.56M people watching in basketball championship"🦁
Sam says " It was 113M People watching the Super Bowl" 😯🐱
Avion says "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching World Cup 😶🙀
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind please continue
When I have a staring contest, I always win. Everyday, I see blind people who hate me.
So there’s this air purifier in my room right, and it’s really noisy so I unplugged it to sleep better and sure enough I fell asleep faster, so I came to the conclusion if I unplug noisy machines people will sleep better. It worked really well in my local hospital
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water. WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!? I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms
what do blind people and an orphan have in common both cant see their parents
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: dunno what’s the minor population?
