What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites
Ur hairline is so long people call it “The Natural Disaster”
Why are people in Japan so thin? Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage? In a dog pound, people actually want them.
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation.....
Guys it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years
Why do people who get shot in the head always becomes therapists?
They are more open-minded.
What is the difference between white people and coal It’s bad for the environment to burn coal
I feel bad for the people who were born on April,1 Their life is a joke
Tons of people committed suicide on 911 by destroying government property Not to mention and by plane
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
What’s the difference between chocolate and people You can’t buy people nowadays
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan Mosque." Damn thats a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. They have to come out of the closet sometime
two terrorists walk into a bar and the bartender says what can i get you the terrorists both say a beer the baretender overhears them talking that they will 300 people and a donkey the baretender says why a donkey and one terrorist says c i told you no one would care about the people