People jokes
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
What's something that 9/10 people enjoy? A gangbang.
Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
Memes
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
People always tell me to say no to drugs, but if I'm talking to drugs, I probably said yes.
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...
...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?
A: Stop littering!
Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.
For instance, when you push them down the stairs.
How do you stop an argument between two deaf people? Switch off the lights.
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?
In a dog pound, people actually want them.
Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.