People jokes

In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.

One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested.” The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?” The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish.”

This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making it into a house and hallucinating that they have a family.

So I threw out the cardboard and said, "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies aren't real. You can't and will never get a home."

Next day, they make cardboard parents, so I threw that away and said, "Pay attention to reality; you will never get parents."

Next day, they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again, I said, "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent!" The orphan responded with, "Oh, really?! How so?" I just simply said, "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard, and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat old people!"

Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.

What do you call a group of black people?

A hoodie.

I wonder if any of these people are still alive.

Anyways,

When I arrived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.

How many people does it take to wash the dishes?

Only Juan.

A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.

Yeah, that was the punchline.

How do you know when you're disliked?

When they always give you the camera for group photos.

What do cannibals read?

People.

Digest Readers.

Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.

People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.

He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.

Why do emos have friends?

So they can hang with each other.

People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.

Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"

Why aren't blind people in Brazil?

Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄

Popular guy in class: I am so funny.

Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.

What do you call people from Paris?

Parasites.

You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."

Why do poor people eat insects?

Because they're locust!

What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?

Death.