People jokes

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How do you break up blind people in a fight? Scream, "I put my money on the guy with the knife!"

I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?

What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?

A rainbow.

You are all going to be pun-ished!

Did y’all hear about the increasing divorce rate because people are addicted to Fortnite?

They’re just two weeks to quit.

People might not laugh at my jokes, or have a reaction at all, but I'd explode with euphoria.

Periodically, people might laugh every now and then.

In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.

One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested.” The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?” The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish.”

This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making it into a house and hallucinating that they have a family.

So I threw out the cardboard and said, "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies aren't real. You can't and will never get a home."

Next day, they make cardboard parents, so I threw that away and said, "Pay attention to reality; you will never get parents."

Next day, they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again, I said, "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent!" The orphan responded with, "Oh, really?! How so?" I just simply said, "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard, and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat old people!"

Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.

What do you call a group of black people?

A hoodie.

Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why do people who get shot in the head always become therapists?

They are more open-minded.

Why do emo kids cost so much?

Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.

Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high-ranking position in the US government?

Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?

What do British politics and transgender people have in common?

Both aren't what they used to be...

I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.

(Extra Cholesterol)

They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.

Where can white people cook better than Black people?

On Father’s Day.

What is the difference between Black people and coal?

It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.