People jokes

In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.

One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested.” The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?” The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish.”

This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making it into a house and hallucinating that they have a family.

So I threw out the cardboard and said, "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies aren't real. You can't and will never get a home."

Next day, they make cardboard parents, so I threw that away and said, "Pay attention to reality; you will never get parents."

Next day, they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again, I said, "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent!" The orphan responded with, "Oh, really?! How so?" I just simply said, "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard, and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat old people!"

Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.

What do you call a group of black people?

A hoodie.

You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."

What do you call people from Paris?

Parasites.

Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"

What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs? Matt.

You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.

I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.

How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.

Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.

What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?

Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?

I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)

"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.

Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?

Boy's pants are half off.

They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket.

They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.

Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.

People have been telling me that you can get things for free now.

The other day I saw a sign saying "FREE PALESTINE."