People jokes
Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.
He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.
Memes
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?
Death.
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
People have been telling me that you can get things for free now.
The other day I saw a sign saying "FREE PALESTINE."
Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?
Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?
Boy's pants are half off.
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs? Matt.
Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.
They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket.
They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.