People jokes
Cancer is like a video game.
Some people cannot beat it.
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.
I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.
Memes
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.
If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.
Some people put zodiacs on everything.
They said they couldn’t go to the party because of cancer.
Do depressed people hate swimming?
They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!
I heard this was a really popular funeral home. People are dying to get in.
Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.
What goes up and down and needs two people?
A seesaw.
I hate people that hate life.
Me at the same time: Is cutting self at night.
*hides scars* *acts like I'm fine* hehe
Why do people poop?
Because it we need to!
I went to McDonald's and I saw a line of fat people because they were selling free hamburgers.
Midget
So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.