People

People jokes

Mama

Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!

Titanic

What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.

Pilot

I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.

Pedophile

How do people grade pedophiles?

1st grade to 8th grade.

(I know it's orphan jokes but still)

Memes

Answer

I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.

Comment

If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.

Zodiac

Some people put zodiacs on everything.

They said they couldn’t go to the party because of cancer.

Depression

Do depressed people hate swimming?

They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.

Orphanage

Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.

Society

What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!

Hell

Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.

Life

I hate people that hate life.

Me at the same time: Is cutting self at night.

*hides scars* *acts like I'm fine* hehe

McDonald's

I went to McDonald's and I saw a line of fat people because they were selling free hamburgers.

Road

So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.

Car

How many people can you fit in a car?

6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front, and my nan in the ashtray.