People jokes

Normal people: I'm my own nationality.

Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.

People see this Rolex and they kill themselves.

Motherfucker, that's a suicide watch!

There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P.

I tried a pun about water, but people "sea" right through it, and when people complain, they are usually just being a beach.

Three Nazis walk into a bar.

Why were the people during 9/11 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches, but they got two planes?

Vegans: Save the Earth.

Normal People: We're trying to, but you guys keep eating it!

Cancer is like a video game.

Some people cannot beat it.

What do you call two homeless people throwing rocks at each other?

A pillow fight.

Did you hear about the guy that was cutting off people's feet and taking them?

It took my sole.

I tried out some puns to make people laugh, but no pun in ten did.

Most women are like the Twin Towers.

It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.

Guys, we should stop telling orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad. Oh...

American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!

British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎

Why do Black people not like country music?

Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.

I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.

What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.

If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.

Some people put zodiacs on everything.

They said they couldn’t go to the party because of cancer.

Do depressed people hate swimming?

They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.