People jokes
I like my women like I like my coffee.
Without other people's dicks in it.
What's the difference between a cat and a human? About 500 bullets.
Normal people: I'm my own nationality.
Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.
People see this Rolex and they kill themselves.
Motherfucker, that's a suicide watch!
There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P.
Memes
Guess who I saw at school today?
Everyone I looked at. loooooooool
I tried a pun about water, but people "sea" right through it, and when people complain, they are usually just being a beach.
Three Nazis walk into a bar.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches, but they got two planes?
Statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile. But not me, I live next to a 10-year-old boy with a fat ass.
Vegans: Save the Earth.
Normal People: We're trying to, but you guys keep eating it!
Cancer is like a video game.
Some people cannot beat it.
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.
What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!
What goes up and down and needs two people?
A seesaw.
I heard this was a really popular funeral home. People are dying to get in.
How many people can you fit in a car?
6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front, and my nan in the ashtray.
Why do people poop?
Because it we need to!
If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.