A woman in labour suddenly shouted "Shouldn't!, "Wouldn't", "Couldn't, Didn't, Can't"
"Don't worry", said the doc. "Those are just contractions"
why did the orphan scream wolf cause people actually came back
why do people enjoy orphan jokes! lol.... I LOVE IT >: )
What has 4 legs and two gloves
All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️
You learn something new everyday. Like the people in 9 11 are the worlds fastest readers they went through 100s in under a seconds
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what do people have a shot at when it comes to love? shooting them in the heart
I named my dog stone so that i can say to people that i throw stone everyday.
Don't trust atoms people, they make up EVERYTHING
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I am like mushrooms. Nobody likes me but everybody tolerates me.
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people
People ask me, are you an organ donor?
"Yeah, over my dead body."
There were four people who went to land... only three returned..... Why??? They left someone for memories!!!!
why do some people hate camping
it's intents
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how do people eat bread
All these people on here making me wish I knew them irl
What happed to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.
how to cats relieve themselves in front of people? by licking their puss
