People jokes
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
Memes
I feel bad for the people who were born on April 1.
Their life is a joke.
Why can't people in Africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.
I wonder if any of these people are still alive.
Anyways,
When I arrived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
When people tell me to "go to hell," I tell them their address.
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
I like my clocks like I like people.
Under 12.
Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?
Bubbles:...
Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.
Alabama: 😈
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket.
They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?
Boy's pants are half off.
How many people does it take to wash the dishes?
Only Juan.
Why do homeless people commit crimes?
They get a bed in jail.
Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.