So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bolin ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though al research that
I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and i asked him "why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics and building supplies in your basement?"
He responded with "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time i perform people tell me I need new material."
I did a good walk and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and people live in the house with my dog I had to a dog and
People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway Sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.
Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since tuna sub put together makes tunasub and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse (busanut)!
Some of the best comedians mimic people. I mimic my shadow.
how do you get two deaf people from fighting? turn off the lights and walk out.
People shoulde build orphanages next to grave yards so at leats orphans can see their parents
why cant asian people use a telephone Because they might wing the wong number
people dream about having a lot of money of money but the only thing you should be dream about is a hairline
If you play the movie Jaws in reverse it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs do disabled people.
What brands do people in wheelchair wear?
Michelin
My dad said people shouldn’t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.
So I took down his confederate flag.
Who said white people cant jump? Look at the footage from 9/11
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal and one man came up with a great idea. He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary
People always ask what the secret of our families happiness is. It is simple really. 1 Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week. 2. We all give each other a hand when needed. Last but not least we play twister.
why can't depressed people make depression jokes because they cant talk if they are dead.
Fat people should expect big things when they take their shirt off.
