People jokes
Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.
You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?
Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?
Boy's pants are half off.
They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket.
They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.
People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
What do cannibals read?
People.
Digest Readers.
People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.
He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.
Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄
Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?
Death.
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!