People jokes
How do you stop an argument between two deaf people? Switch off the lights.
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?
In a dog pound, people actually want them.
Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"
Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.
For instance, when you push them down the stairs.
What do you white people use as pronouns?
Crack/her.
I feel bad for the people who were born on April 1.
Their life is a joke.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
What's something that 9/10 people enjoy? A gangbang.
Why do black people have nightmares? Because the last person who had a dream got shot.
How do fat people settle arguments?
By seeing who can eat the most at a buffet.
Why is it so hard to find people defending suicide in any discussion?
Because they are really committed to their cause.
3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!
I wonder if any of these people are still alive.
Anyways,
When I arrived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.
When people tell me to "go to hell," I tell them their address.
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.
Why do gay people only stand crooked? Cuz they can’t be straight.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.