"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
People Jokes
What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?
Motherfuckers.
What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
What do old people have when they are sick.
A going away party.
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.
When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you.
When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called--sheesh!
What side of the sidewalk do crazy people walk on? The psych-o-path.
Why do emo kids cost so much?
Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
I feel bad for the people who were born on April 1.
Their life is a joke.
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
All these people on here making me wish I knew them IRL.
Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high-ranking position in the US government?
Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?
Why do people who get shot in the head always become therapists?
They are more open-minded.
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
If you are what you eat,
why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.
For instance, when you push them down the stairs.
How do you stop an argument between two deaf people? Switch off the lights.
