People jokes
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
Memes
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
What do cannibals read?
People.
Digest Readers.
What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?
Motherfuckers.
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?
Death.
People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.
He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.
I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.
All people are invited!
We have a lot! Enjoy!
How many people does it take to wash the dishes?
Only Juan.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Who remembers when Gwen was the only thing people talked about on this website?
6 looks like someone facing up.
9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.
What do old people have when they are sick.
A going away party.