People jokes
6 looks like someone facing up.
9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.
It's quite ironic that people tell you "Happy Birthday," then they want to give you a spanking.
I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.
All people are invited!
We have a lot! Enjoy!
How many people does it take to wash the dishes?
Only Juan.
Why do homeless people commit crimes?
They get a bed in jail.
Memes
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
Who remembers when Gwen was the only thing people talked about on this website?
You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?
Motherfuckers.
What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
What do old people have when they are sick.
A going away party.
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.
When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you.
When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called--sheesh!
What side of the sidewalk do crazy people walk on? The psych-o-path.
Why do emo kids cost so much?
Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
I feel bad for the people who were born on April 1.
Their life is a joke.
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.