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The Man at the Door

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3 years ago ·
  • What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs? Matt.

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    • Legs

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    Alright listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny because "Matt" is what you call a doormat. It's a pun! Haha! Are you happy now? Because I'm not. You're softer than my toilet paper.

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