People jokes
What's the natural cure to an old man's inability to forgive people?
Alzheimer's.
What kind of jokes doesn’t work out?
Fat people jokes.
What do you say to your sister when she's crying?
"Are you having a crisis because people say 67?"
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
GBM when he sees Soph (gets a boner) and has sex with Soph but realizes he forgot to put on a condom. Soph: "This is why Arsenal fans are so deluded and retarded."
Normal Fans after they lose the game: Good game, you guys played really well. GBM: "BRO REF WHAT THE BLOODY HELL YOU DELUDED ASS RETARD, OMFG WE LOST BECAUSE OF THIS REF!"
Adapt: Hey Adapt, did you know you're smart? Smart for being retarded. Yo Adapt!! You're so stupid that you gave me your Roblox account info and you said thanks about it!!
Barca fans after the LFC vs Barca game: We bottled it, damn it, we'll win the Copa Del Rey tho. Commie after the LFC vs Barca game: "YOU NEVER WALK ALONEEEEEEEEEE" Normal People: I support only 1 team. Commie: I support Barca, LFC, and AEK!! And I'm the biggest plastic in the server!!
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
People always talk about starting families, what happened to finishing the job?
How do Chinese people name their children?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, "Ching Chong Chang."
Like a lot of people watching the Olympics, I'm wondering why black people don't just take over the earth.
What do you say to your partner with diabetes?
Hey, sugar!
What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.
I know why nobody likes my comments, because they got no sense of humor. That's why they dislike it. Now I know depression is a joke, a joke that never gets a laugh. =[ WHYYYY NO ONE LAUGH AT MY JOKES?
What has a dog?
People.
Therapy - Expensive - Years of hard work - Emotionally draining - Tough to find
Screaming in the woods - Free - Immediate relief - Scares hunters enough to leave, therefore saving innocent animals - Potential to make friends with people who are also screaming in the woods.
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.
All people are invited!
We have a lot! Enjoy!
We gotta work ahead, people!
So, me and my friend dressed as dead people for Halloween. The only difference in the costume was that he was actually dead.
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
My dad is nice!