People jokes
What do people with cancer always want to watch?
"Finding Chemo."
Wade, you're a joke. The worst joke.
Hoped this would be a safer, more fun place to talk to my BP friends, but I guess not.
I've also learned that some people think "worst jokes ever" = "terrible unfunny jokes that make light of people who died horribly or otherwise suffered" instead of things like "why did the chicken cross the road?"-type jokes.
Maybe I'm just too old at this point.
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.
What do you call people with ADHD?
A brainless speeder.
You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."
People named Joey are autistic and need to die fatty.
Please stop hurting people's feelings, or they'll hang around the house.
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
What is Alan Turing's reincarnation doing?
Getting revenge for what some people said about him being gay.
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
I hate it when people think I'm a boy because I have short hair. I mean, I'm gay, what do you expect?
So all blondes are dumb, right?
Is that why there are so many more white people that are blonde than Black?
Why are people that have bipolar disorder never on suicide watch?
Because they are always sucking dick.
To all the little rude people here, fuck you. I didn't ruin this country, it was Putin!
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.