People Jokes

what's the biggest problem with gravity it keeps putting people down

I’m probably the episode 9 since I make people cry

It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta they discussed about their hobbies. Churchill said : " I collect the jokes people tell me about me". "That's a coincidence- said Stalin,- I collect the people who tell jokes about me."

Why do people love camping?--- Because it's in tents!

I’m so annoyed by those people who just believe in anything they hear. This is a conversation I had a few days ago.

Idiot: The moon landing was faked! So unbelievable fake! Me: You believe in the moon? Stupidass.

The people in the Democratic Party are how I like my coffee. Black and bitter.

How are guys and tile floors alike

If you lay them right the first time you can walk all over them for years

i like when people say they hate me because we have something in common <3

what does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common they both ask people "WHERES THE MEAT!"

What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other. "Pillow Fight".

What do you call two redheads on mars?

Locals.

I was having issues in my personal and professional life. I hated everyone. I was on the brink of a mental breakdown and depression. I decided to see a therapist about it. The therapist suggested that I should write letters to the people I hate and then burn them. I must admit I feel much better...

But now I don't know what to do with the letters.

Whats the difference between the twin towers and the poeple at the old folks home. They both collapsed

2 simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you step 1. Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size) step 2 . Run through Africa with that bottle of water. Perfect now You got yourself half the population there following you