People jokes

The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.

I’m like an escalator because I’m always letting people down.

I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!

What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?

Very little.

I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.

I see them hang all day.

Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption paper. On April Fools', just leave them there at the orphanage! APRIL FOOLS!

I know 5 fat people, and your mama is 4 of them.

It's funny how you feel so alone with depression, and yet once you tell people on some random website, so many people relate. Unfortunately, it doesn't stop the loneliness.

Sup peoples?

What do Spider-Man and suicidal people have in common?

They both hang.

People: Stop invading Ukraine!

Putin: Ukraine? you mean Mykraine.

I would like to say Hitler gave two fucks about his people.

But quite Anne frankly, I'd be lying.

I am trying to re-comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here.

Here are some rules to make a good joke:

1: Don't say “my life.”

2: Proofread your joke and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it.

3: And don’t repost things (although this last one is hypocritical because this was me trying to repost something, but it is still a good rule to go by).

People told Kobe to fly high. Look what happened.

A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat. He is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with, "What do you mean? I already did it." Then the police ran back to the school to apprehend the other people he was planning it with. The cops busted in through the doors, which caused a smoke trap to go off, which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear, the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles, 4 per pole. Back at the station, holding the kid being apprehended, the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said, "Aww, it pays to be lazy!"

What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

"If we don’t get some support people will think we are ball sacks..."

Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: "we threw your tea in the ocean." 💀

British people making offensive jokes about America: "our towers didn’t explode."😎

Why couldn’t people use the George Floyd action figure? Because it was vacuum sealed.

What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?

Icy dead people.

Who says white people can't jump?

Have you seen the 911 footage?