People jokes
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
What do you call an apartment full of Black people?
A crackhouse.
Some people say I like heights; others say I'm a daredevil.
In reality, I like killing myself.
I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.
What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.
Want to know how to fit 71 people in a car? Two in the front while we handle 69 in the back.
Fat people are the reason we have double doors.
My friend was in a crash, so when he got put in a wheelchair, people bullied him, so I told him to stand up for himself.
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
It's funny how you feel so alone with depression, and yet once you tell people on some random website, so many people relate. Unfortunately, it doesn't stop the loneliness.
I know 5 fat people, and your mama is 4 of them.
Sup peoples?
I’m like an escalator because I’m always letting people down.
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.
I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.
I see them hang all day.
Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption paper. On April Fools', just leave them there at the orphanage! APRIL FOOLS!
I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!
What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?
Very little.
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common?
people go there to fix their mistakes.
People: Stop invading Ukraine!
Putin: Ukraine? you mean Mykraine.