People jokes
I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.
I see them hang all day.
Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption paper. On April Fools', just leave them there at the orphanage! APRIL FOOLS!
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
Fat people are the reason we have double doors.
What do Spider-Man and suicidal people have in common?
They both hang.
What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.
What’s the best part about sex with twenty eight year olds?
There are twenty of them.
I started a new job. My boss said, "Hi, my name is Rebecca, but people call me Becky." I said, "My name is Kyle, but people call me Dick."
She said, "How do you get Dick from Kyle?" I replied, "You just ask nicely."
Do you know what's in common between a hitman and a photographer?
They all shoot people for a living.
What do you call an apartment full of Black people?
A crackhouse.
My friend was in a crash, so when he got put in a wheelchair, people bullied him, so I told him to stand up for himself.
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common?
people go there to fix their mistakes.
I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.
Want to know how to fit 71 people in a car? Two in the front while we handle 69 in the back.
Some people say I like heights; others say I'm a daredevil.
In reality, I like killing myself.
What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people?
A mass murderer.
People: Stop invading Ukraine!
Putin: Ukraine? you mean Mykraine.
I would like to say Hitler gave two fucks about his people.
But quite Anne frankly, I'd be lying.