People

People jokes

Loneliness

It's funny how you feel so alone with depression, and yet once you tell people on some random website, so many people relate. Unfortunately, it doesn't stop the loneliness.

Bird

People say killing two birds with one stone is a good thing, but when I did it, people just looked horrified.

Emo kid

I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.

I see them hang all day.

Memes

Orphanage

Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption paper. On April Fools', just leave them there at the orphanage! APRIL FOOLS!

Kobe Bryant

I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!

Nickname

I started a new job. My boss said, "Hi, my name is Rebecca, but people call me Becky." I said, "My name is Kyle, but people call me Dick."

She said, "How do you get Dick from Kyle?" I replied, "You just ask nicely."

Sex

What’s the best part about sex with twenty eight year olds?

There are twenty of them.

Music

What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.

Nightmare

Why do black people only have nightmares?

Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)

Wheelchair

My friend was in a crash, so when he got put in a wheelchair, people bullied him, so I told him to stand up for himself.

COVID-19

Imagine if on April first the government says, "Hahhaha, you all fell for it. Covid-19 is fake; we actually killed all those people, lol."

Film

Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.

Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.