People Jokes

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what part do people slit the most? everyone

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Why was the stair case so sad? Because every one walks on them.

Some people ask why jokes exist, I say when a mommy and daddy love each other very much they have sex and they make another one of you

Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, "Not now."

What do you call pedophiles on a beach. Pedos in Speedos

What does one saggy boob Say to the other saggy boob

If we don’t get some support people Will think we are ball sacks....

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I would like to say Hitler gave two fucks about his people

But quite Anne frankly I'd be lying

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Why are Japanese always so skinny?

Cause last time there was a fat man an entire city disappeared

The Trump family are flying from New York to DC when Donald looks down on the cities below

Trump: I think I’ll throw a $1000 bill out the window and make some American happy Melania: Oh honey, why not throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten Americans happy? Ivanka: Even better daddy, throw 100 ten dollar bills out the window and make 100 people happy Pilot: Why don’t you all jump out the window and make the whole country happy?

A Christian Missionary walks up to some people and says " Come! Meet Jesus!" One of the guys takes out a knife and says, "You first"

you should never try afgani weed becuse people in afganistan get stoned to death

Me (an adult) with my girl going to a nice restaurant I asked the waiter "People under 12 eat free right" the water confirmed that yes people under 12 eat free, then my girlfriend said, "but I'm 13.