People jokes

Want to know how to fit 71 people in a car? Two in the front while we handle 69 in the back.

If I'm racist to everybody, am I even racist?

Some people say I like heights; others say I'm a daredevil.

In reality, I like killing myself.

What do you call an apartment full of Black people?

A crackhouse.

What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.

what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common?

people go there to fix their mistakes.

I know 5 fat people, and your mama is 4 of them.

It's funny how you feel so alone with depression, and yet once you tell people on some random website, so many people relate. Unfortunately, it doesn't stop the loneliness.

I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.

I see them hang all day.

Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption paper. On April Fools', just leave them there at the orphanage! APRIL FOOLS!

People say killing two birds with one stone is a good thing, but when I did it, people just looked horrified.

What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?

Very little.

I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!

The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.

I’m like an escalator because I’m always letting people down.

What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people?

A mass murderer.

What’s the best part about sex with twenty eight year olds?

There are twenty of them.

I started a new job. My boss said, "Hi, my name is Rebecca, but people call me Becky." I said, "My name is Kyle, but people call me Dick."

She said, "How do you get Dick from Kyle?" I replied, "You just ask nicely."

Why do black people only have nightmares?

Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)

My friend was in a crash, so when he got put in a wheelchair, people bullied him, so I told him to stand up for himself.