People jokes
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not, and no one will know the goddamn difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, "It’s too offensive" or something like that. Goddamn just take that shit somewhere else.
What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people?
A mass murderer.
What’s the best part about sex with twenty eight year olds?
There are twenty of them.
Memes
The type of society we live in
I started a new job. My boss said, "Hi, my name is Rebecca, but people call me Becky." I said, "My name is Kyle, but people call me Dick."
She said, "How do you get Dick from Kyle?" I replied, "You just ask nicely."
There are only 2 things I hate in this world:
1. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures. 2. The French.
What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)
My friend was in a crash, so when he got put in a wheelchair, people bullied him, so I told him to stand up for himself.
Sup peoples?
What do Spider-Man and suicidal people have in common?
They both hang.
Fat people are the reason we have double doors.
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
Want to know how to fit 71 people in a car? Two in the front while we handle 69 in the back.
If I'm racist to everybody, am I even racist?
Some people say I like heights; others say I'm a daredevil.
In reality, I like killing myself.
What do you call an apartment full of Black people?
A crackhouse.
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common?
people go there to fix their mistakes.