People jokes
There are only 2 things I hate in this world:
1. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures. 2. The French.
What do Spider-Man and suicidal people have in common?
They both hang.
Why is prostitution illegal?
Because when it comes to screwing people and taking their money, the government doesn't want anyone outperforming them.
What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
Memes
Want to know how to fit 71 people in a car? Two in the front while we handle 69 in the back.
If I'm racist to everybody, am I even racist?
Some people say I like heights; others say I'm a daredevil.
In reality, I like killing myself.
What do you call an apartment full of Black people?
A crackhouse.
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common?
people go there to fix their mistakes.
I know 5 fat people, and your mama is 4 of them.
It's funny how you feel so alone with depression, and yet once you tell people on some random website, so many people relate. Unfortunately, it doesn't stop the loneliness.
I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.
I see them hang all day.
Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption paper. On April Fools', just leave them there at the orphanage! APRIL FOOLS!
People say killing two birds with one stone is a good thing, but when I did it, people just looked horrified.
What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?
Very little.
I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.
I’m like an escalator because I’m always letting people down.