People jokes
Think of your favorite singer. Now, go ask someone what is your favorite singer. My favorite singer is Halsey, BTS. Now think about your least fave, mine is Oil London 😵. This is my home now.
1. What rhymes with "oil"? Put it in da chat. Bye weird people!
6 looks like someone facing up.
9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.
Cameron and Pav.
Being an orphan is crazy and fuck gay people.
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
What is something in common with gay people and ambulance trucks?
They both take it out the back and go "woo woo!"
A pun enters the room and kills ten people.
Pun in, ten dead.
Snowmen and snowwomen take a stomach piece, making snowballs.
Don't listen to people when they say you have a dad bod. You don't.
You have a father figure.
Chimichanga.
Solicitors are more likely to harass someone with a “no soliciting” sign on their front porch.
What's something that 9/10 people enjoy? A gangbang.
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.
Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.
Some people think emo jokes are funny, but I think it can cut both ways.
When did “yo” mean Hello?
They are so different, how did they come to mean the same thing? Did someone just walk up and accidentally say “llo” instead of hello and people were just like “what did you say?” and the man being embarrassed just made up a story and say “oh, I said yo, which means hello in my original language."
Being mean.
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All of them are married!
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.