People jokes
My family is like treasure; you need a map and a shovel to find them.
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.
Kids?
Obese is the N-word for fat people.
Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!
People said that we needed to follow in Kobe's footsteps, but there are none.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
That doesn't matter, we need to get the best joker to go back to posting here, he was funny but now people say they are him and ruin his good name, he was the top of the charts for over a year, so screw all these chumps! Bring back THE REAL SPECIAL!!!
Also, the chicken dies in the end, ha ha, funny, whatever.
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
Ugly kid, people keep saying I'm ugly.
Me: They're certainly not wrong.
I heard this was a really popular funeral home. People are dying to get in.
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
Because he hated the Poles!
I'm not completely useless....
I can be used as a bad example!
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
The name is Doe, Dilbert Doe. You can call me Dil.
Conservatives hate Barack Obama and transgender people for the same exact reason.
They hate change.
What is the state of California best for? Screwing everything up!
What is the state of Florida for? Rednecks for days!
What is the state of Texas for? Guns!
What is the state of Utah for? Mormons and Pligs baby! (I hate all of the religious stuff!)
What is the state of Idaho for? Calling other people Ho's, mostly!
What is the state of Nevada for? Ever heard of gambling?
What is the state of Delaware for? Literally anything that isn't exciting!
What is the state of New York for? In my state of mind, it's a song! (If you don't get this one, look up the song of New York State of Mind)
Why do Chinese people need glasses to see better?
All they need to do is open their eyes.
What sandwich spread makes people itch?
Flea-nut butter.