Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes they literally look this shit up just to complain
🎆 New Year's Eve
Lil Johnny👦: „Every year the same, people always have to start banging before midnight“
Mom👱🏻♀️: „Johnny, would you please leave the bedroom now?“
Dad👨🏻🦰: „Son, if you don't leave, it‘ll bang on your head!“
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people? he does not like roasted vegetables
What did the female rapist say at her hearing? Well that boys dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say 'my body my choice'
Why do orphans love elevators? They raise people
What music do depressed people listen to? "I believe I Can fly"
People said that we needed to follow in Kobe’s footsteps but ther are none
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.
Why is it you donate one kidney you're a hero but donate four or five and people run and call the police?
A phone is like parents. Not everyone has one
Two people are sitting in a sky scraper. P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible. P2: Airplane wifi
When I was little I used to think that the people in cartoons were real people..until I turned 7 I realized that it was just people doing voices..sad isnt it
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be DYING to get in there.
Video games don't make people violent, lag does.
Knife to meet u all!
Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think hes alive.
He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-ecutioner.
When deaf people people see someone yawning do they think their screaming
Women are like the twin towers. After you smash them, and if some little people start jumping out, the government is gonna tax the shit outta you.
Why can't people in wheelchairs pass high school? The pacer test.
