People jokes
What is the most annoying thing your parents say to you, and what is the dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you?
The most annoying thing your parents can say: "Finish your dinner, there are starving kids in Africa!" No, you can't have any dessert until you finish your dinner. (See how annoying that is!)
The dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you: "Why is your name Crayla? Why is your last name Goldburg? Is it like a gold bird!" (That is really annoying if you ask me!)
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Trump keeps calling people "nasty", "failing", and "disgusting".
Doesn't he own a mirror?
I named my dog Stone so that I can say to people that I throw stones every day.
You're so ugly your mom and dad abandoned you, and you went to the adoption center, and not even the adoption center would take you or let you in.
Why can't gay people play Baseball? They can't throw the ball straight.
I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Why did people say a man had nothing? ... Because he was a-nonymous.
So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"
Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"
Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"
Why don’t Chinese people model? Because it would look like the same model every time.
What was racing through people's minds during 9/11?
Probably a plane. (:
What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.
Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?
Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!
I'm so poor that when people come over to my house, I come out the window and say, "Ding Dong!"
How do you get two deaf people from fighting?
Turn off the lights and walk out.
You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.
Why do homeless people commit crimes?
They get a bed in jail.
Some of the most convincing people you'll ever listen to are born liars; usually they're called politicians.
You're so ugly whenever you say hi, people walk away and say that you were too ugly, and they go take a bath right away because you're so stinky.
They say that you look like your mama. Wait, your mama must be just like you because I can see her way from a mile!
You say you put on perfume, but every time I smell you, you smell like poo-poo. You're so ugly that when your mom looks in the mirror, you cry. You're so stupid the second-grade teacher had to tell you to go all the way to kindergarten. Head Start is every grade below you. You can't even go to the 20th grade, which stands for 9th grade. You can't even go to grocery stores, and people that tell you that you're so ugly give you compliments just to make you feel better. You know that everybody just likes you just because they just don't want to hurt your feelings, so just stay in your mind. Hey, you want to text Matt; you know it was you because every time you see you, you think that you matter. Matter fact, he doesn't even like you; he just wants your money girl. Who even likes you? 😈😈
All these people on here making me wish I knew them IRL.