why do orphans kill people so they can finnaly be wanted
I heard a neat little trick you can use to have a public pool all to yourself. If you blow a whistle 3 times, everyone will just get out!
Do people even like me C A S N O V A
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the worlds hardest riddle! Good luck 😝- “I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities.”
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what is the only place fat people live? obi-city
I took a pole today. 100% of the people in the tent were unhappy that it collapsed.
I want to write some Jokes about unemployed people, but non of them Works
I started a new job. My boss said "Hi, my name is Rebecca, but people call me Becky". I said "My name is Kyle, but people call me Dick".
She said "how do you get Dick from Kyle?" I replied "you just ask nicely
There are too many suicidal people in this world. I’m going to make sure there is at least one less.
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what is one thing blind people and orphans have in common
they both cant see their parents
you think people with glasess are smart but they fail the eye doter test
Why are Black people getting stronger? Because the TVs are getting bigger
my friend was in a crash so when he got put in a wheelchair people bullied him so i told him to stand up for him self
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What do gay people get for Christmas?
discrimination
What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam? Dam Fools
people say that they can read people's faces;then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?
The 911 people really dint scramble fast enough so they got folded like and omelet
