People jokes
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
I once told a blind orphan, "Hey, look at the bright side!"
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
What is the state of California best for? Screwing everything up!
What is the state of Florida for? Rednecks for days!
What is the state of Texas for? Guns!
What is the state of Utah for? Mormons and Pligs baby! (I hate all of the religious stuff!)
What is the state of Idaho for? Calling other people Ho's, mostly!
What is the state of Nevada for? Ever heard of gambling?
What is the state of Delaware for? Literally anything that isn't exciting!
What is the state of New York for? In my state of mind, it's a song! (If you don't get this one, look up the song of New York State of Mind)
When people are just too obvious
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
People so dumb they think they're "transblind" like WTF, idiots!
The cycle of Pionel Pessi:
- Ghosting👻
- Diving🐬
- Complaining to teammates😡
- Complaining to refs🤬
- Missing sitters🤦♂️
- Gets a lucky open net tapin⚽️
- Proceed to get 🐐 shouts
- Repeat🔁
People with REAL ball knowledge know he’s just an overrated tapin merchant 😭
Dear Gwen, you are not a faker, nor liar, nor loser!
And the people that are bothering you are just dumb, stupid, bored, and need to get a fricking life instead! Don't hurt yourself because of these comments, to be honest, you're really nice, kind, and mannered! There are more kind people than mean people, and I am one of them! Just live your life and ignore Liv and the unknown guy, which is named Greg! No need for all this drama!
Best, Tenya Bailey.
Why are so many people mean to orphans?
They can’t cry to their parents.
One thing about disabled people is they never set foot in prison.
How do you get 500 drunk TTC people out? "Ah, on fire, a warning shot." "Uhhh sir, it's a M92 mortar." "Ah, just fire the shot!" Please get out before you get triggered from the pool and you have no clothes showing your nono parts. Oh wait, please get out of the pool drunk people. Potato, potatoes, fire ze shot.
Guy, it was so weird yesterday. I saw a guy, and he kept repeating the same thing over and over. I hate people with dementia. I told my mom to get a new mirror, but she won’t listen to me. It’s almost like I said it like 20 times every time I say it.
People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
Craig Duncan is a child soldier with bad breath and has killed 5 people (on Fortnite).
What did a comedian say at a show full of blind people?
"What's up?"
I told people your mom is also known as "MBD" because you're a mega baby dispenser.
How many people does it take to wash the dishes?
Only Juan.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.