People Jokes

I was asking people who knew trump if he would win a second term . Stormy said " no way, he doesn't have 2 in him!"

In order to get $355 million for his civil fraud case, Donald Trump desperately needed to fundraise. So, in every Republican Party event, he will serve the Patriotic Trump Dog! It consists of an 80-year-old sausage inside a 10-year-old cream bun, topped with Russian dressing.

Trump does have the best people, doesn't he?

all of the people disliking this catorgory are probably emo

Emos are dark people....

...So why are they all white?

Goths are even darker...

SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?

what song did people in Hirosima listen to?

"here comes the sun"

So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman

Why do people want to jump off buildings? Because they want to become superman.

Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.

A policeman just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes. That’s ridiculous! My dogs don’t even own bikes!

When your driving past a graveyard say: wow people were just dying to get in there.

I see some objects over there... oh never mind, that's a woman.

To everyone saying "don't joke about suicide, it's not even funny to laugh about people dying". Do you think we have it easy?? Have you ever thought these jokes were helping us to cope? Mind your own business and don't make assumptions on people you know nothing about, please and thanks.

You know every time we think of sex an angel dies.

We ran out of dead people hundreds of years ago.

What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common? Eight dead people

Two terrorists walk into a bar. The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says “We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey” The Bartender asks “Why a donkey?” Then Terrorist 2 says “See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people.”

If two blind people meet, one of them says: Long time, no see

There are too many suicidal people in this world. I’m going to make sure there is at least one less.

Today on a drive, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the people living there if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face. My parents are the worst."