Why does Mexico not have a good athletics team? Because anyone who can run or jump is already over the wall.
People Jokes
Where do people with no legs go to have fun?
Legnoland.
Some people can juggle chainsaws. Chuck Norris can juggle people juggling chainsaws.
Relationships are like fat people.
Most of them don’t work out.
Why couldn’t people use the George Floyd action figure? Because it was vacuum sealed.
People in plays say that everyone's life is a drama, but mine's a tragedy.
Me and my wife were out at dinner. Me being 48 and her being 19, people were screaming at us and calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
(People will then say "r")
Arrr, you think it be "r" but really it's the "C" that they love.
What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
Dear sir,
You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material, and your internet will be cut off.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
Why do people love dating orphans?
Because they're always home alone.
You know what flowers and depressed people have in common?
Both end up getting cut.
Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not, and no one will know the goddamn difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, "It’s too offensive" or something like that. Goddamn just take that shit somewhere else.
Want to know how to fit 71 people in a car? Two in the front while we handle 69 in the back.
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common?
people go there to fix their mistakes.
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.
I’m like an escalator because I’m always letting people down.
I know 5 fat people, and your mama is 4 of them.
It's funny how you feel so alone with depression, and yet once you tell people on some random website, so many people relate. Unfortunately, it doesn't stop the loneliness.
People say killing two birds with one stone is a good thing, but when I did it, people just looked horrified.
What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?
Very little.
