People Jokes

Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption appear on April fools the just leve them there at the orphanage APRIL FOOLS!

Want to know how to fit 71 people in the car? 2 in the front while we handle 69 in the back.

I’m like an escalator because I’m always letting people down

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I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant Guys all they do is crash and burn!!

What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton? Some people don’t pick it

What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.

What’s the best part about sex with twenty eight year olds?

There are twenty of them.

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Imagine if on April first the government says hahhaha you all fell for it covid19 is fake we actually killed all those people lol

Jeff did you hear ther making a film about Jimmy savile it’s a very touchy subject. Yeah I did Gary but did you hear the reviews on the bill Cosby film people said it was so boring it put them to sleep

People told Kobe to fly high look what happend

A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat he is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with "what do you mean I already did it" then the police ran back to the school to aprehend the other people he was planing it with the cops busted in through the doors which caused a smoke trap to go off which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles 4 per pole. Back to the station holding the kid being apprehended. the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said "Aww it pays to be lazy!"

What games would deaf people not be good at...

Simon says and Musical chairs

Who says white people can't jump? Have you seen the 911 footage?

Sketchy dude: you push this button you get 100 million dollars but 100 million people would die Me: if i push it more than once do i get more money Sketchy dude: yes but more people die Me: *rapidly pushes button* this is how you solve world hunger. Sketchy dude: ... wtf, your insane. Me: ...

My Aunt visited and saw all of the stuff around the house my mom had kept over the years and said "If you have something that no one likes, and it only makes people upset, or its useless, throw it away." the next time my Aunt visited she said "Where is you daughter?" my Mom said "I took your advice"