People jokes
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common?
people go there to fix their mistakes.
How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.
I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.
Imagine being such a low life that you need people to roast you to have stuff to do.
Girl: Can we visit Grandma this weekend?
Mother: Sure.
Five-year-old: Look mommy! Two people and they're wearing rope necklaces!
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
How was copper wire invented?
Two Jewish people fighting over a penny.
You're so ugly whenever you say hi, people walk away and say that you were too ugly, and they go take a bath right away because you're so stinky.
They say that you look like your mama. Wait, your mama must be just like you because I can see her way from a mile!
You say you put on perfume, but every time I smell you, you smell like poo-poo. You're so ugly that when your mom looks in the mirror, you cry. You're so stupid the second-grade teacher had to tell you to go all the way to kindergarten. Head Start is every grade below you. You can't even go to the 20th grade, which stands for 9th grade. You can't even go to grocery stores, and people that tell you that you're so ugly give you compliments just to make you feel better. You know that everybody just likes you just because they just don't want to hurt your feelings, so just stay in your mind. Hey, you want to text Matt; you know it was you because every time you see you, you think that you matter. Matter fact, he doesn't even like you; he just wants your money girl. Who even likes you? 😈😈
Why can’t Asian people play baseball?
Why?
'Cause they ate the bat!
Why did the wheel fall?
Because there were too many fat people on it.
You really can't call Stalin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die.
Once I tried to tell my friend a joke about dead people... but it went six feet underground...
People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? -- Vegetable soup.
Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?
Motherfuckers.