People jokes
Like a lot of people watching the Olympics, I'm wondering why black people don't just take over the earth.
What's the difference between a boy and gold?
More people want gold.
Being an orphan is crazy and fuck gay people.
You're so ugly whenever you say hi, people walk away and say that you were too ugly, and they go take a bath right away because you're so stinky.
They say that you look like your mama. Wait, your mama must be just like you because I can see her way from a mile!
You say you put on perfume, but every time I smell you, you smell like poo-poo. You're so ugly that when your mom looks in the mirror, you cry. You're so stupid the second-grade teacher had to tell you to go all the way to kindergarten. Head Start is every grade below you. You can't even go to the 20th grade, which stands for 9th grade. You can't even go to grocery stores, and people that tell you that you're so ugly give you compliments just to make you feel better. You know that everybody just likes you just because they just don't want to hurt your feelings, so just stay in your mind. Hey, you want to text Matt; you know it was you because every time you see you, you think that you matter. Matter fact, he doesn't even like you; he just wants your money girl. Who even likes you? 😈😈
My people are starving. Stop Africa jokes. Not funny >:(
Do you know how Chinese people roast? They say, "Boy, if you don't get your chi chong head, boy!"
I hate autistic kids and ADHD people because they are stupid, special, retarded, brainless freaks, and they are stupid.
Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.
What is Alan Turing's reincarnation doing?
Getting revenge for what some people said about him being gay.
Craig Duncan is a child soldier with bad breath and has killed 5 people (on Fortnite).
What do you call a deaf child?
-Ryan Simmonite-
This is mean af. Y'all need to stop this. Like, what the f *ck? What would happen if you all grew up and you were like this? Like, damn.
Why are you sad?
I’m depressed. I know black people could cry.
Depression jokes are wrong, stop making them; they're cruel and nasty. So stop; people are feeling like they're hated when they read your orphan jokes or depression jokes, so PLEASE stop.
@everyone.. what's so funny is that JIT thinks he's so "cool" and that everyone is "amazed" about him hating on people who is wayyy above him on the roster.
The pathetic part is that he hates on everyone else's family and relationships when 100% of us have a WAYY better one than he will ever deserve. He was born pathetic, and will die pathetic. So JIT, please tell me what it's like to be such a coward?
Good news! There's a new program to help autistic people. It's called Action T-4.
I have a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. It's a shame they never work!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
People have been killed.
People have been killed who?
The 9/11 victims.
What do you call a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
Three Jewish people walk into a bar.