People jokes
Why are gay people gay? Because they are gay.
Why are hill billies so weird? Because their name is Billy.
I have one policy, and that is to not make fun of black people.
Sorry, Jesus. You were white in the Bible pictures.
I do not understand why people aren't scared of spiders. I mean, like they have 87447924872320984623879480327678987388025873289576348097923408370983728 legs and 23864867759578590893839420387424763478923748394783294327428748243264278 eyes.
I saw a spider in my room. YOU THINK I'M GONNA SLEEP IN THERE?????????
Nope. I'm moving to Japan.
KONNICHIWA
What do Chinese people order: noodles in bed with some fried cat?
One apple a day keeps the doctor away; not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
How do you know when German people break into your house? When you can not find your bed.
9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.
Why don't Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
How do paedophiles greet people?
"How are you, kid?"
My mom loved taking pics of me when I was a child. Thanks to that, people really believe my fake smiles! :3
I'm happy that I named my dog "I Know What You Did." It's funny to see how much people get scared when I call him.
Why do transgender people have high rates of suicide?
Because they can't accept themselves for who they are, but they want everyone else to accept them.
What's the difference between broccoli & boogers?
People don't eat their broccoli.
What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.
Your family.
How many oz of water does it take to screw a light bulb?
None, also what the heck are you doing with water when people in Africa don’t have any?
Fuck you people who made those jokes! (but some were funny but the starving one is messed up!)
Jesus was being hung up on the cross, and me and all the other people at the bottom of the hill were watching. Jesus cries out,
"Peter, Peter come to me!"
So I climb up the hill on my hands and knees, and when I reach the top, the Romans cut off my arms and chuck me back down the hill.
"Peter, Peter come to me!" cries Jesus once more. I stumble up the hill, then the Romans cut my legs off and threw me back down. For the third time, Jesus cries,
"Peter, Peter come to me!". So I wriggle up the hill, and I guess the Romans pitied me and let me through.
"Look Peter, I can see my house from here!"