People jokes
Why can black people post offensive jokes about making fun of white people, but white people can't post offensive jokes about making fun of black people? Because white people have white privilege. What happened to freedom of speech?
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀
Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.
Hoes be like, "I've been through a lot."
No, a lot's been through you.
Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.
This is my name: watersharky!
intelgent
This isn't a joke, but I'm a survivor and use humor to cope. I find these extremely funny, so please leave the people writing these alone 😭
Some people don't appreciate what I do for a living. oo----- ()
If I hung myself from a cliff, would people call me a cliffhanger?
If Jesus told you to trust everyone, that must be why there are a lot of kidnappings.
This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.
"Go big or go home," that’s what some people say.
"Go loud and proud," that’s what other people say.
"Go out with a big, loud bang!" that’s what I say.
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
Why do people call priests "Father"?
Because it’s too suspicious to call them "Daddy."
Did you know that, statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile? Not me though, not me though; I live next door to a lil 10 year old boy with a FAT ASS yenno what I'm sayin'???
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈
Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."
Why can’t the orphan tell on people?
Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL
Should cishet people REALLY be watching Ranboo?
Therapy - Expensive - Years of hard work - Emotionally draining - Tough to find
Screaming in the woods - Free - Immediate relief - Scares hunters enough to leave, therefore saving innocent animals - Potential to make friends with people who are also screaming in the woods.