When God make white people he said, "FUCK I'M OUT OF PAINT!"
Wanna know why people laugh at you? Because your life is a joke
why are so many people making fun of people with wheel chairs?
-they can’t stand up for themselves
The people in the world trade center ordered two pepperoni but got two plane.
People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.
Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.
Little Johnny paints them black.
Little Johnny went to a gun store.
Little Johnny made a big mess.
The cemetery people were getting paid.
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
Yo head so freaking small, people thought it was an expired grape.
I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.
Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.
Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.
Falco: Wat...
Some people don't appreciate what I do for a living.
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Some people decide to start a blog.
Others decide to start a blog.
You know what my sink started?
A clog.
I hate two-faced people because I don’t know which face to slap first. :)
Please stop hurting people's feelings, or they'll hang around the house.
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
What can you build with people? A boat!
I hate straight people.
What do cheap people use to talk?
Free speech.
China, unban Google, r.n. noOoOooOw!
Where are fart bombs made?
Old people's arses!
