People jokes
Gwen: Addison, I don't mean to be mean but you're really starting to be an asshole!
Addison: I don't know what you mean. I've always been an asshole. That is why people pound me in the asshole!
Kariah: That's sad!
This will happen in your future, though, now because you're mean.
People who don't have common sense are just stupid people with ugly hearts. STOP HATING PEOPLE YOU NEVER KNOW! Also write "then exit the f word site," and I think we know that won't happen!!!
I L.O.V.E GWEN!!!!!!
What do people have that orphans don't? A family.
Why can't orphans tell jokes?
They have no one to tell them to, people.
Memes
What do you call six gay people in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
I told people your mom is also known as "MBD" because you're a mega baby dispenser.
Want to know something good about people giving ZERO fucks about you and living in the country?
Everybody knows nothing.
When a person went to a restaurant, they died once they were in. Three people were a suspect. Two were suspected because she served the food. Turns out, it was the food!
Old people all ways get in the way some times don't they all ways to sloow when they are in front of you and make silly exsgouses dont they it is some times beyond a joke ! Lol
There were 20 people in a box. There was not mushroom.
I'm just happy no idiots are calling these people fat-phobic.
The only hood I like is pointy and white.
That's why I can't trust people when I don't see their face at night.
What do Ethiopian people have better than Australians?
Internet.
Chemistry joke: Why did the Superman being normal people when a krypton was at him?
Because krypton is "stable."
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
Where do short people disappear on the first of December?
Santa's Workshop.
Do the French people smoke weed or oui'd?
Dead people can’t cross the street because they're dead, ha ha!
A woman comes from a restaurant and ate a lot of beans.
When she gets home, her husband puts a blindfold on her and says not to take it off. The lady hears her husband leave the room and starts farting really loudly. When the husband comes back and takes off the blindfold, the lady sees 12 people with pegs on their noses singing happy birthday!