People jokes
What time do Chinese people go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty (2:30).
Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.
Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.
Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!
Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!
Love you-Iariah
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.
Why did the wheel fall?
Because there were too many fat people on it.
I used to think that Jewish people were a myth.
But one day I realized, they Israel.
People shouldn’t be afraid during a zombie apocalypse.
They can stay in their living room.
A lot of people ask why I only make jokes about Paul Walker and no one else.
Because they didn’t have as big of an impact as him.
Why were people not happy before they were part of the LGBTQ+? Because they weren’t gay.
Hey guys, I’m back, just wondering if anyone is still on this that wants me to make more.
Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?
My mom loved taking pics of me when I was a child. Thanks to that, people really believe my fake smiles! :3
You walk into an old, run-down house and you see that a light is on. You walk over to the light and you see blood all over the room, and you run to the exit to leave, but when you get to the door, somehow it is locked from the outside and you have no choice but to go into the house more. You see another room with a light on, so you go in. When you go in, "flip," all the lights go off, then you see a bright light and then a screen shows up and it says, "Let the game show begin." You see other people next to you and they seem scared, then a wall comes down, you see optical cords and you go on, and then a chainsaw comes at you and it misses you, but the other kid behind you gets hit and dies.
Part two coming soon. This is inspired by the SCP Foundation. Have a nice summer.
People: Stop joking about such serious issues!
Me: Kill yourself.
People ask me if my friend jumps off a bridge, will I go as well? Of course not. I am a leader; I will go first, my friend will jump after me!
"Stephen Hawking was talking about a cash register at Costco when he said I can’t stand these people. 😳😳😳😳😳😳 What did he saaaaaaayyyyyyy?"
Girl: Can we visit Grandma this weekend?
Mother: Sure.
Five-year-old: Look mommy! Two people and they're wearing rope necklaces!
I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.
What do you call a fat Chinese guy?
A double chinkey.
So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.
That’s the punch line.
People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.