People jokes
Why can't people with Tourette's learn to drive?
Because they'll cause a car crash.
Why are blind people gay?
Cause.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be DYING to get in there.
You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.
Do people even like me, C. A. S. N. O. V. A.?
What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?
Motherfuckers.
What's the best thing about 28 year olds?
- There's 20 of them.
People in 1912: "Titanic is unstoppable, even God couldn't sink this ship."
God: "Bet, where are my icebergs?"
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?
Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!
Did y’all hear about the increasing divorce rate because people are addicted to Fortnite?
They’re just two weeks to quit.
Hello, I am Sflugo. I am opening the Pro Orphan Joke Club because a lot of people are saying to get rid of them, but we say NO! If you want to join, comment and say, "#SaveOrphanJokes."
I love gay people. UwU
I like my people how I like my tea...
In a bag under water.
Why can't homeless people be gay?
They don't have a closet to get out of.
Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?
Because God doesn't punish someone twice.
What do you call black people in pool?
Coco Pops.
There are 4 people in a line. Three stand up and say "We are standing up for cancer," and then there's the one in the wheelchair.
You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.
One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.
What do people often say in a cold Mexican kitchen?
Brrrrrrito!