People jokes
What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?
Helen Killer.
Why do people consume "Laxatives"?
Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!
Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."
Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,
one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.
Old ladies are non existent.
Why can’t the orphan tell on people?
Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL
The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.
At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.
People who are annoying. There are two of them.
1. Capet.
2. Akeld.
The winner is "Akeld," although Jordan Calerendiá comes in with a tie. Yah! Not really!
This is about Gwen.
I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.
Hi! I would like to befriend all the nice people on this website! (Watersharky, Gwen, Addison Banks, etc.)
Why did people say a man had nothing? ... Because he was a-nonymous.
Know why they call gonorrhea gonorrhea?
'Cause once you have it, everyone is gone.
What time do Chinese people go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty (2:30).
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.
The humor of this generation of kids shouldn't be called 'brain rot'; it should be called 'brain rape.' I believe most people of this generation that aren't 5-year-olds could agree with me, but my mind and thoughts have been violated by the things that kids these days find funny and entertaining. #SKIBIDDI
There are three states you don't mess with when trying to take over the United States:
Alaska because they have three times more guns than people because of the bears.
Texas because, well, it's Texas. Where else have all of the guns been going?
Lastly, Florida. Florida is the absolute definition of Trigger Happy Redneck.
"Stop, that's mean! You're making fun of people with Down syndrome!"
There are 4 people in a line. Three stand up and say "We are standing up for cancer," and then there's the one in the wheelchair.