So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.
That’s the punch line.
What made people mad?
Planes in Fortnite Battle Royale!
If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.
People: Stop joking about such serious issues!
Me: Kill yourself.
Depression jokes is like food...not every people get it
Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?
A. Neither does R. Kelly.
There was a house with a three-story building.
The first one had Mexicans.
The second one had Africans.
The third one had white people.
An earthquake came.
But who did survive?
The white family because they were at work.
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?
Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!
People with bipolar...............k2iojvjaiohoaehfbsjhfpoqwurp.
These are not funny. Those that are adopted feel hurt by these!
You shall feel ashamed of yourself!
Take the L! - Losers
What do people use more than you that is yours?
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars.
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
What do blind people take for granted? Sight.
