People jokes
You know every time we think of sex, an angel dies.
We ran out of dead people hundreds of years ago.
Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.
Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer.
Why can't orphans tell jokes?
They have no one to tell them to, people.
I C U P works on 88% of people.
There was a guy called John.
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
My brother
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
My acquaintance, William.
Hello guys!
What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.
What's the difference between the 44 out of the 45 people who died in the Yaroslavl crash and the nine people who died in the helicopter crash?
Only one was ever famous. Vasicek and Kobe Bryant were the champions.
I started a new job. My boss said, "Hi, my name is Rebecca, but people call me Becky." I said, "My name is Kyle, but people call me Dick."
She said, "How do you get Dick from Kyle?" I replied, "You just ask nicely."
What do cheap people use to talk?
Free speech.
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My Countryhumans OC, Sahara, is the daughter of France and Soviet. When people ask why, I tell them it was the gendersnapped version of my parents making me. France (my dad) was drunk and Soviet (my mom) was being horny. Then they judge me, so I judge them with a knife to the chest 47 times.
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Trump keeps calling people "nasty", "failing", and "disgusting".
Doesn't he own a mirror?